Toss a coin to my last brain cell

27 | just chilling | gay | They/Them |

[risenshiney]

Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.

[sony-official]

on your what

[luxjii]

New message! 💌

[butch--dan]

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

[parcai]

shane is such a terrifying captain & i feel like nobody talks abt this. ive seen maybe 2 fics that did this well tops.

he's not bro-ey & brotherly the way roz is. he's a child prodigy, runs a tight ship, efficient as fuck, Hockey Jesus AND plays in montreal (habs lore) so the city does in fact think he can turn water to wine they have sanctified him, & only social enough to keep the respect of his team, so mostly the vets anyway. he dishes advice bluntly & matter of fact, not rude but it's like that's it end of convo. what i say goes bc it DOES. above all this man does not want to be fucking embarrassed, esp not by teammates playing like it's amateur hr. his rooks prob stutter out half sentences around him, get nervous when he approaches them, he is INTIMIDATING but not on purpose!!!1!1!!

[tastylemonbread]

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.

[tastylemonbread]

secret third option actually. now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing

[michaelnordeman]

Värmland, Sweden (10 June 2023).

[fairycosmos]

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[porterdavis]

[depsidase]

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it

[madmonksandmaenads]

And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!

[atticescapee-abandoned]

[anonpolls]

A strange genie appears and has an offer for you. You’ll be cured of all, you’ll have a stable job you’re happy with, and you’ll basically just live the best life you can imagine. However, there’s a catch—you’ll have to relive one specific grade level from middle or high school (the genie is American).

Which would you pick?

6th grade

7th grade

8th grade

9th/freshman year

10th/sophomore year

11th/junior year

12th/senior year

decline the magician’s offer

none, i am the magician

answers to the magician

Remaining time: 19 hours 30 minutes

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[hockeyfinches]

i think if jackie had a gay brother. sorry about this post in advance. but i think if jackie had a gay brother hayden would (despite his best efforts) spend so much time & energy idly imagining a world where shane was gay, and in this world he could set gay!shane up with jackie’s gay brother and then they’d get gay married and he, hayden, could be shane’s best man and eventual brother-in-law. they could live on the same street directly opposite each other and hang out all the time. spend the holidays together. they could play nba 2k16 in gay shane’s basement. a beautiful rose-tinted future that comes crashing down around him whenever he shows up to practice and has to watch shane spit on the ice and surreptitiously send a photo of his jockstrap to boston lily when he thinks nobody is looking. of course shane isn’t gay. what the hell is he thinking

[shillanov]

daily reminder to move through the world with the confidence of a white man, specifically, ilya rozanov after his dick pic was left on read and he still proceeded to chase shane’s hole for two years

[asadbone]

– Shane Hollander, 2010

[darlingofdots]

In the background of the video clip, posted by a fan at the hotel breakfast just before Christmas 2018, Shane Hollander is talking on the phone. He looks tired but he's smiling, pushing scrambled eggs around his plate with a fork. "I saw, baby," he says. "No, definitely, no way that was slashing, I'm with you. You'll get them next time, though. Beautiful goal you got in the first, that was so fucking sexy. I can't wait to see you tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Love you."

Which leads to a bit of an uproar because omg Shane Hollander has a girlfriend?? who plays hockey???? that's so on brand for him like. okay who was playing last night and got a goal in the first period, we need to find the woman who has Shane Hollander crooning into his phone like a lovestruck teenager. and the consensus lands on an unsuspecting and entirely unrelated CWHL forward who has never even been in the same city as Shane but the Internet is running with the story and there's journalists harassing her and Shane has to get his agent to call her agent so he can apologise for this mess and she's like, dude, I know it's not your fault, but Shane feels so fucking bad about it, you know?

And unfortunately it doesn't really let up as quickly as they thought because it's right before Christmas and isn't this a great story, fucking Hallmark movie shit, so a very unimpressed Leila (her name is Leila) has to look a reporter in the eye after her team just played a really good fucking game of hockey and everybody wants to talk to her about some fucking guy, you know? so she looks him in the eye and says, no, I am not dating Shane Hollander, I have never dated Shane Hollander, I will never date Shane Hollander, I am literally a lesbian. I have a whole-ass girlfriend. She plays for the Blades.

And Shane Hollander is so consumed by jealousy he almost chokes.

[kakinou]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.01 'What Can the Damned Really Say to the Damned' THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 1.01 'Detroit'

[and-fishing-equipment]

let's punch children with mama

[salamanding]

art for pride :3

dance, my bunnies, dance!