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And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…
santa’s creed
this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute
I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT
SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!
Y’all better behave, you have two months
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
ALL HAIL SANTA CLAWS
Sasha the Tigerrrr
SANTA CLAWS
This has been in my queue for four months.
ROCK DAY!
it’s time
ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS
it’s time
237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS
I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march
I T S T I M E
ITS TIME
IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS
IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH
ITS MARCH , 2018.
ITS TIME
MARCH 8 2022
“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“
LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy
i thought maybe this was fake, but there’s even a citation!
Taejong Sillok Book 7. 5th year of King Taejong’s Reign (1404), February 8.
Happy 618th anniversary of the day King Taejong fell from his horse!
Apparently the recorders were really intense about this. We have a record of King Taejong complaining about a recorder who followed him on a hunt in disguise and another who eavesdropped on him behind a screen. No one was allowed to see the records, even the king (one king did and killed five men based on what was written there, after which they took greater care to ensure it would never happen again), and changing the content or disclosing it was a capital punishment. Even when there were rival political factions trying to influence the writers, they wrote down what was a revision and what wasn’t and kept an original version with no revisions in it.
They also made sure to back up their data. They made four copies of it, then when three copies were lost in the Imrim Wars they decided to make five more copies just in case. One copy was destroyed in a rebellion, another was partially damaged in an invasion, and Japan stole one copy during their occupation and moved it to Tokyo University, where it was mostly destroyed in the Kanto Earthquake (47 books remained and were returned to South Korea in 2006). Now the whole thing is digitized, free on the internet, and translated into modern Korean for all to see.
It took centuries of meticulous recorders, justifiably paranoid copiers, absolutely determined historians, and painstaking infrastructure for this joke to be possible. Happy 618th anniversary to the day King Taejong fell from his horse.
Happy 619th anniversary of King Taejong falling off of his horse!!!
Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.
Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.
Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.
There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.
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do you love the color of the sky but it’s a rainbow loom rubber band bracelet
I feel as though this most definitely deserves a reblog
Which color of the sky do you love the most?
Tumblr I'm begging u give me the polls...
..Yeah, that was inevitable, wasn't it... :)
it’s so beautiful
THERE ARE FOUR KINDS OF FANFICTION
ANGST
FLUFF
CRACK
AND… *AHEM*
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Recs: A small selection of Sterek fics that got me hooked into this fandom.
To Have Outlived the Night by Stillane [R]
By and By series by 1001cranes [NC-17]
Lock All The Doors Behind You by entanglednow [R]
Integral to Survival by asocialfauxpas [R]
The View From My Window by primroseshows [NC-17]
Tricksters Make This World by wldnst [PG-13]
9/10ths of the Law by tsukinofaerii [PG-13]
go home, or make a home by lady_ragnell [PG-13]
Crash Landers by gyzym [PG-13]
You are the Moon by skoosiepants [PG-13]
Hide Of A Life War by Etharei [NC-17]
Open the Door by Renay [PG-13]
Darling It Is No Joke by thehoyden [NC-17]
Spark, Smolder, Catch by qthelights [NC-17]
when the highway takes me by paxlux [R]
DILF by twentysomething [NC-17]
Cupboard Love by mklutz [G]
Muérdago by starbolin [NC-17]
Ok hear me out.
What if Eli Hale was actually Stiles’ son?
What if he was both a Stilinski and a Hale, but not a Hale through Derek?
I mean we all know the writers were setting up Stiles and Cora in season 3. What if and just hear me out here - What if something happened between them before she left for South America. What if when she first realized, her first instinct was to call her brother? To tell him that she was too young to raise a child.
I guess this would explain why Derek leaves after season 4, he was raising Eli.
He didn’t tell Stiles for the same reason Cora didn’t. He was young, he had a bright future in front of him, he didn’t want to ruin that. This would also explain why Eli acts like him, looks like him even.
This would explain why Derek hates that he keeps taking the jeep, it serves as a reminder that he kept this from Stiles that he should’ve told him.
This could explain Derek’s complicated feelings about the jeep.
Somebody take away my tablet I'm begging you
TYLER HOECHLIN as DEREK HALE and VINCE MATTIS as ELI HALE — TEEN WOLF: THE MOVIE (2023)
me in 70 years
how many elmos must die
101 elmos
cruelmo deville
@hellsite-hall-of-fame maybe you are interested in this post