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u know when u drink really cold or hot drinks and u can feel it going down into ur stomach and u feel like one of those skeleton pirates in pirates of the caribbean when theyāre drinking the beer
Wouldnāt it be sexy if games were affordable
Donāt ever make fun of someone whoās deeply invested in something fictional.Ā Whether itās a cartoon, a comic, a video game, a book series, or anything else like that.Ā You donāt know what that thing means to them.Ā Maybe itās prevented them from hurting themselves, or helped them get through an illness or a bad situation.Ā Maybe they met their only true friends through the fandom.Ā Perhaps they simply just enjoy the thing because itās well-written and entertaining, and theyāve spent years watching the characters grow.
Let people have emotions over something they enjoy, okay?Ā
Trump put out a full page in the paper for these guys to be sentenced to death even after they were released.
Edit: For those that keep asking for sources.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Park_jogger_case#/media/File%3ATrump_Bring_Back_Death_Penalty_ad_1989.jpg
Look up Central park 5 + Trump
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Park_jogger_case#Accusations_by_Donald_Trump
Years later he still maintains that they should have been put to death despite being aware that DNA evidence had exonerated them and that the guy who actually did it came forward.
Yet Brock turner didnāt even get a year
Umm excuse me what the fuck
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Oh. Wait- Never mind. Iāll let you live this time buzzfeed⦠this time
this is the stupidest thing iāve ever read
What are you talking about these are great tips
You're asexual? But...
ābut sex is what makes us human!ā
Ā in 1916 a French officer in his twenties writes his
doctoral dissertation under
heavy mortar fire.
he sends it by mail, a page
at a time, to his wife.
a week before heās to step up to the podium and
defend his work rather than hiscountry
he is killed in action.
even as the bullets rip
through him he still wishes he could have become a professor
in French literature and
the university awards him a posthumous Ph.D.
sex is
Ā a woman breaks down in tears on the phone because
a week is not enough time to
get over a breakup.
her sister drives an hour across town,
comes up the front steps with
a gallon of ice cream and somebeer
and together they eat moose tracks and marathon
every
single
Godzilla movie
ever made.
Ā sex is
sheās late for work but her car isnāt
starting and even through her coat and hat sheās cold.
she knows she canāt be late again because sheās missed
one time too many already because her
fatherās nurse was sick with the flu and someone
needed to help him bathe.
the clock ticks past fifteen after and she hits
the wheel like itās a heavy bag as though that will help
steps on the gas like the car will go
and wonders how she will pay rent
and how she will feed her father.
sex is
Ā it takes three people to hold the predator down because
even with the cover over his head
a bleeding eye and shattered wing
he is trying to hurt them.
none of them have seen this bird before in their lives but
they bandage his wing and head and give him a painkiller and
put him in a warm place to sleep and heal because
it is right.
at first he is paralyzed and cannot
fly but soon he is taking steps
and then fluttering, and then soaring, and
six months later he is whole and healed and hunting.
once he is gone they never see him again
which means theyāve done their jobs right.
sex is
Ā in 1969 a girl watches grey-and-white footage on her parentsā tiny television and
canāt quite believe that what she is seeing is not a movie set but
another planet.
the men on the screen look a little like
aliens with bulbous heads and no faces and fat
marshmallow arms
but they are still men.
her mother puffs on a cigarette behind her and declares that
this is progress
even if it was just a small step.
the girl grows up to be not an astronaut but a secretary
and her boss calls her āsweetheartā.
but sex is
Ā a boy is taught that real men donāt cry so
he doesnāt.
when his best friend dies from a self-inflicted
gunshot wound, he locks himself
in the shower every day and sobs under scalding
water until it runs cold
so nobody will see him grieving
so nobody will see that tears are just love that
has no place left to go.
he learns to dull love rather than suppress its expression and
soon the owner of the liquor store knows him by name.
three DUIs, two evictions, and twelve steps later,
he is feeding people at a homeless shelter,
and telling them itās all right to cry.
Sex is
Ā the broken man tells the comedian
that he didnāt mean to step in front of the car but the rain
made it hard to see.
he seems okay but his leg
does not.
the comedian clutches a grubby receipt with the driverās
plate number scrawled on the back
in pink pen, stands out in the rain so the broken man
can have his umbrella,
and gives him the comedy routine that ruined his career
so the man doesnāt think about the pain in his leg.
once heās out of the hospital, the fixed man sends him a thank-you card
with kittens on it.
what makes us human
Ā yawning is contagious,
and there is a species of bird whose young we call āpufflingsā.
melodic collections of sound, spaced by silence,
can move us to tears.
the tallest building in the world is
two-thousand seven-hundred and seventeen feet tall.
in less than eighty years we went from our first powered flight
to touching the moon,
and in one-hundred from the first phone call
to instantaneous connection between thinking machines of our own creation.
we make pies out of tree organs
and let cowās milk ferment until it hardens and then
we put them together, because apple pie with cheddar cheese is delicious.
what makes us human is
the earliest fossils of anatomically modern humans are
two-hundred thousand years old .
we have had pet dogs
for sixteen-thousand of those years, longer
than corn
or the wheel.
the steps we take are part of
one of the most energy-efficient gaits the
animal kingdom has ever seen.
we invented the concepts of love
and hate
and justice, and mercy
and we invented the language to convey them.
we sharpened rocks, then metal, to convince other people
who donāt hold the same idea of those things as we do
because we think
itās right.
we are two hundred millennia of love and disappointment and
sorrow and innovation and
mercy and kindness and dreams
and failure
and recovery.
but sex is what makes us human.
Iām not asexual, but this resonated so hard with me. LIFE is about so much more than what we do with our genitalia!!!
Easily the most powerful thing Iāve read so far this year.
Crying like a baby right now.
Just āWow!ā
Sex doesnāt make us special.Ā Cats and dogs and livestock have sex.Ā Barnacles have sex.Ā And dolphins do it for fun.Ā Like we do.Ā Ā
We donāt even do it best. Pigs can orgasm for a solid thirty minutes and several mammals have literal boner bones to help them last longer.Ā I will not discuss the hemipenises of snakes and lizards, just know thatās a thing.
So ya, we are special but it has nothing to do with having sex.
Poetry boost!
It really is strange, though, how once weāve reached a certain age, weāre expected to shrink the wide universe of love down to nothing more than sexual and romantic attractionā¦
Like those dehydrated nutrition pills in the sci-fictional future.
shoutout to all the fellow lonely people whether you love someone you canāt have or just donāt like anyone at the moment or have had your heartbroken or are going through a friendless time or donāt know what you want yet, etc. hope you feel a little less lonely knowing other people feel that too.
girls!!! we gotta fail more often!!! weāre so scared of failure and disappointing people and looking stupid that we donāt even TRY things! men?? men brush off failure like itās nothing! if a man doesnāt get a job he wanted, itās because they didnāt review his application fairly! itās because the competition was tough this year! itās because he just needs to try harder next time! men just DO things!!! and you know what DOING things builds?? confidence!!! even if you fail!! the more you fail, the more confident you are that you can fail and survive! women donāt even wanna try unless they are 100% certain that theyāre qualified and competent and wonāt disappoint anybody! but that is NONSENSE. men are out there getting positions theyāre not even qualified for, while over-qualified but less-confident women are staying where itās safe bc theyāre afraid to rock the boat!!! DO. IT. apply for the thing! ask for the raise! enter the competition! get used to failing ALL the time! fail quickly and move on!!! if a cocky but mediocre man would do it, then for the love of god, GO DO THE DAMN THING. you are SO much more qualified than you think you are.
I LOVE YOU
this post physically cured me
REBLOG FOR GOOD LUCK MAY ALL YOUR EVIL POLITICIANS GO TO JAIL ššš
reblog if you support those who have had an abortion.
We need to show support for them/us.
Never hit reblog so fast.Ā
Yeet
Hell yeah! No one should have to grow a person in their uterus if they donāt want to. Thatās a helluva job. Yāall are totally valid and I support you to the moon and back.Ā
Uterus autonomy for all!
somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades
guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay
May your GPA rise due to clerical error.
this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades
*breathing intensifies* I NEED TO PASS COLLEGE
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
Iād never, ever hurt a lady but Iād be happy to punch a feminist. Itād bring me great joy.
Iām 6ā2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if youād like to have some more optionsā¦.
Iām 6ā4ā 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking forĀ variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, iām like 5ā²4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz thatās adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
I stan
it got better!!
plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyoneās ass
If one day I see this on my dash and DONāT reblog it assume Iām dead.
happy april fools. please take this egg
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youve been fooledā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦by the april fools beeperā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..it was a fully grown bird the entire timeā¦..no eggā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st