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im alec and this is a side blog (main is sprucefence) || he/him || terfs and maps dni

[funny-tik-toks]

[slushyseals]

Can we just appreciate the absolute chaotic energy of this video where Kroshik blows raspberries at his father as one of his siblings makes unholy noises in the background?

[ketamineboy-deactivated20211204]

every day i think about senor y senora gucci y bugs

[bunniefriend-deactivated2022111]

[yehudah]

HERE IT COMES.....

[helpwheneveryoucan]

[cutiesableye]

[knyareth]

[gsot]

[trans-angel]

[macrolit]

This could be fun. I scored 11. How about you?

[luisonte]

Adaptador hdmi para ver la imagen más fluida

[gunsandfireandshit]

[ketamineboy-deactivated20211204]

every day i think about senor y senora gucci y bugs

[bunniefriend-deactivated2022111]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

Kid 1: Hey what are you doing?

Kid 2: *tosses a bike in the river* I dunno I’m just fuckin tossing bikes in the river bro

[feaftlikeabeaft]

I really believed the caption was a snarky parody of what was said and not literally the actual dialogue

[teaboot]

Jumping from child care to private security really messes with you. I keep saying "oopsie daisy" and encouraging drunk folks to "go home, drink some water and take a nap, and let's try again in 24 hours, okay?" Best part by far is that it's working. Guy went like he was going to fight me the other day and his buddy said "you leave the nice lady alone"

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

[ID: Comment by @emilyshka “INCREDIBLE, good for you. I went from being a nanny to bartending and accidentally put a whole bachelorette party in time-out. 100% recommend it was great.”]

[emergency-broadcast-system]

raidcore

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[garbage-empress]

Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

I wanna say that was Tenet?

[hazelsmazecave]

It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress​

[garbage-empress]

holy fuck

[neko-mancy]

[mountainsboyhowdy]

*punching propane tank in a video game*

“no way! I fill these for a living.”

[greatermaguro]

Wait until you nerds discover the emergency siren fan community

[emergency-broadcast-system]

Hi

[chaotic-archaeologist]

This is kinda what it feels like to be an archaeologist trying to identify an artifact. And you bet your ass we’re incredibly grateful for each and every person who makes ridiculously specific websites like this.

[headspace-hotel]

Hey I think this is really beautiful because everything you see around you, there is someone fucking delighted and fascinated about it and the world is so loved and full of love and that’s really amazing if you ask me

[verohallinto]

Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauri

[origamiduck]

Reblogging for many things but especially for that final pun.

[adimals-deactivated20201112]

i keep adding “squirtle” to the phrase “i’m dying” whenever i say it

“i’m dying, squirtle”

i don’t know why????????? is it a reference i’ve forgotten or am i just fu ckin tatched in the head who knows

[verysmallhellhound]

[funny-tik-toks]

[cristalplanetheart]

[rongzhi]

Incorrect dumpling folding methods only

[dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022]

My mutuals are larger and stronger than your mutuals. My mutuals are more well-suited to survival in extreme cold than your mutuals.

[littlebirdofprey]

all I do is listen to music and think about my silly little fictional people

[amlovelies]