government mandated vyvanse

robin::25::they/them::canadian

[leechkiss]

all i wanted at first was to be a loving father

[leechkiss]

the nousporists’ budget is in shambles

[leechkiss]

i have ten thousand ways to torture an antikytheran

[translatingpostsinfrench]

pourquoi du pain est masculin mais la baguette est féminine....... la baguette est transgenre ?

je vais laisser la communauté parler:

la baguette, icône trans?

oui

non

Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

[translatingpostsinfrench]

eh bah

[translatingpostsinfrench]

10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron où est mon poste de ministre de la culture

[straycatj]

mr j’s fur looks so muscular…are you secretly super strong?!

It isn't a secret...train and fight

[grntaire]

HELLLLLL YEAH!!!!!!!

[lladyburd]

THIS PHOTO FROM THE ARTICLE IS INSANE

[grungixfungix]

[rukafais]

grimm fans stay winning (everyone who kept insisting he was evil, pay up)

[rukafais]

#unn wins by doing nothing

She's minding her own business and sleeping. Ideal, A+, we love to see it

[berryunderscore]

Visit Original Link

source: @noma-is-here

[laurenisuhhh]

[moriele-deactivated20170725]

It’s a crime that I haven’t drawn this cinnamon roll yet 

[wengoku]

what’s a crime is his skin color here wtf… is this a joke?? like… you’re not even close???? did you even try at all?? have you… actually SEEN him before??

[lunaeregia]

y'all im bout to fucking scream

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

3.3k notes…

[tellius]

[norabee]

I don't even think this should be a "rent-lowering gunshots" type of post, but here we are: "transandrophobia" plain-out does not exist. The word "transmisogyny" was coined to discuss the intersection between transphobia and misogyny, and "androphobia" or "misandry" do not fuckin exist as structural forces in the slightest. Men are not punished for Being Men, and trans men are men, plain and simple. The word you're looking for is transphobia, please just block me if you disagree with very literally any of this. K bye

[sweet-tea-skitty]

!!!!!!

[aintmyjewelry]

watching Trump’s press conference and yes he is blaming autism on Tylenol. I hope Tylenol lays down the craziest lawsuit on Earth. I hope it makes their reaction to the 1980’s Tylenol murder look like child’s play

[femalegothic]

[maryfitzroy]

This anecdote reminded me of how he was too sexy for The Graduate:

[conifersncoasts]

My favorite part of yesterday was virtually everyone saying how good looking he was.

[brightlotusmoon]

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[catball]

eating him

[catball]

the rule of eating him is whenever you see it you have to say eating him

[fon-master-ion]

eating him

[catball]

thank you eating him

[wholesome-animal-images]

Hey, that’s me