EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Alex, 30, I don't actually exist (ok i kind of exist)

[charl0ttan]

okay but sean kingston literally had a point

[clowngirlcreampie]

i see a beautiful woman and become inconsolably suicidal

[charl0ttan]

facts

[tetheredlamb]

hold on a second. everybody rb this with your go-to movie theater snacks + beverage

[tabloidsores]

Imagine you're getting wheeled in the back of an ambulance and you pass a sign reading "prototype jack memorial hospital & experimental food research facility"

[64mpg]

just finding out that it’s ok not to be scared and actually being scared for decades at a time is really bad for you

[starsciencees]

Just got out of the odyssey screening and yooooo

[alex-actly]

I knew ram had gone up in price but WHAT the FUCK

[alex-actly]

😭😭😭

[alex-actly]

I knew ram had gone up in price but WHAT the FUCK

[theehorsepusssy]

[visenyaism]

top five worst ways to be found:

5. out

4. guilty

3. wanting

2. lacking

1. by this email

[visenyaism]

It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead

[tarragonthedragon]

idk obviously dying is pretty bad but by the time youre found dead its not really your problem

[iliketurtles55]

(Sequel to ‘This memory is being forgotten’)

[ominous-signs]

Official somber sign

[markvomit]

[gothicgreenery]

[alex-actly]

[sandmandaddy69]

[champgn]

[cemeteryxghoul]

god please take away my desire to be loved and to love

[thememedaddy]