this heart will start a riot in me

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[windwaver]

[sinofgreedx]

Whoever posted this is the fucking goat

[deonsraw]

Big facts

[cozyboymayes]

My dumbass waiting on the episode title and shit 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[ink-phoenix]

THE PUREST THING

[diamond]

[okayysophia]

2018

[girlsluvbeyonce]

Beyoncé & Jay Z at the Roc Nation Pre-GRAMMY Brunch (Jan. 27)

[suits]

when ur homie’s lung collapses 

is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)

[karolinasrainbows]

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

[loneredballoon]

😂

[ayoaprell]

This was deadass cute though 😂

[yourautumnlover]

via weheartit

[li0nhat-deactivated20130428]

[dietchola-deactivated20140210]

JESUS CHRIST

[amoregrande]

“I’m a horrible father”

[latenightalaska]

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

[cousinnick]

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

[tastefullyoffensive]

Paras is lovely this time of year.

[threehundreddollars]

i wish i was an italian farmer pushing my wheelbarrow full of fruits and vegetables down a gravel path on the side of a hill towards the market in the center of town and didnt know what a tide pod was

[ldols-deactivated20150205]

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

[theorginalmiddlechild-deactivat]

Soda just spewed out my nose

[grvngeharry]

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

[fetishes-everywhere]

Hahaha. Im sorry but thats funny

[quotemadness]

My mission, should I choose to accept it, is to find peace with exactly who and what I am. To take pride in my thoughts, my appearance, my talents, my flaws and to stop this incessant worrying that I can’t be loved as I am.

Anaïs Nin (via quotemadness)

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[solace-y]

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

[selesnyapokemonprofessor]

This is a good one 12/10

[toomucherin]

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

[vimesbootstheory]

#Erin your friend Jackie is in it and it’s a different vine than usual! – lmao omg elvira your tags are the best

[softlenaluthor]

please watch brooklyn nine nine

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

This was the best opener of the season

[ohiwasonlyfallinginlove-deactiv]

please watch this gem of a show 

[embraceyouranxiety-blog]