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You Threw Off My Groove 🚘
Ever since you can remember, you have always felt pain in your back. As a baby, you would frequently cry if anyone touched your back or tried to lay you on it and once you had learnt to speak, you would constantly bring up the pain in your back when ever someone touched it, easily brought to tears from the feeling.
Unfortunately you learnt after a while, that mentioning it only ended up with more pain and punishments, slowly learning to stay silent on the continuous agony. It only worsened once you started school, kids taking to bullying you when they heard of your unknown condition.
This came to a head one day, when one of the other kids smacked you in the back as hard as they could, causing you to scream out in agony. The teacher rushed over and kept asking you what was wrong.
“My wings hurt!” You sobbed repeatedly, somewhat delirious with pain.
Needless to say, this didn’t go down well, and unfortunately the bullying only increased, as did adults tendencies to look the other way when you would cry out in pain, deciding it was nothing but a cry for attention. Due to this, you grew to become quite accustomed to the pain, learning to stay silent even when the pain was blinding, and taking tiny measures to avoid anything touching you.
Walking amongst nature was one of the few ways that you ever felt remotely at peace. The pain was ever present, but at least here, there were no expectations to stay silent or endure touch. Sometimes, if you felt particularly daring, you would slip off your shirt, wincing as the fabric dragged over the hyper sensitive skin.
As you rested quietly beside a small trickling stream one evening, you silently relished in the feeling of the cool air against your agitated skin, feet dipping into the water lazily. It was nice up here since no one ever really made the difficult trek to this little spot, leaving you relatively safe to be vulnerable.
The sudden feeling of eyes on your body, had you tensing and silently looking around, hoping that it was only an animal. Spotting nothing, you shifted in agitation, not feeling safe any longer. It was then that you realised that everything had gone unnervingly silent.
Feeling a spike of fear, you jumped up abruptly, shoes and shirt in hand as you bolted in the opposite direction that you felt the gaze coming from. Just as suddenly, you found yourself pinned to the ground by inhumanly strong hands. Strangely enough, they seemed to avoid touching your back completely, keeping you pinned down carefully, your struggles doing nothing to shift their grip. It made you feel like a butterfly, pinned to a board, unable to escape.
“Calm yourself.” They said sternly, something about their voice making you obey, though your heart still pounded with fear.
“What have they done to you little one….” You heard them say sadly after a few moments of silence.
You flinched as you felt their hand skim over your back, letting out a strangled sound, body tensing as you prepared for the worst. Instead of the expected pain, you felt as though something shifted, a shiver running through your body, before something simply… released.
Gently, the stranger let you go, and shifted away, allowing you to slowly push yourself up. Already you could feel the pain fading, and relieved tears began to pour down your cheeks. Hesitantly you looked up at the stranger, afraid but grateful, only to freeze as you took in the sight of the grand wings behind them, visible even through your tears.
Meet Smudge the table cat
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Smudge is chonky
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
THE POST, THE P O S T
Music box puts kitten to sleep. (via osirisosito)
Sleepy Kitten
By: @osirisosito
Date: July 2018
More: This cat will be 1 yr old on Nov 15th and his mailbox is open for gifts.
Playlist: Sleepy Kitten | Sleepy Duck | Sleepy Otter | Sleepy Man
Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?
I will never not reblog this little cutie
This is pretty adorable, I wonder f this little bugger takes my socks too?.
He does take your socks. And he loves them. Very warm.
A GOOD SOCK BLANKET
A woman comes to the adventuring party very shaken. She has a letter cluched in her hands and a wolf trailing behind her. She explains that the wolf was her sisters companion and that he brought her the letter. The letter contains messy, frantic writing. “Someone is doing this. Someone is killing us. Killing the whole town.” She asks the party to go the town and find out what it means, if her sister is truly dead, and, if she is, to bring the person who did it to justice.
When the party arrives in the town, they find a full community. The thing is, the amount of necromantic energy coming from it is almost sickening. It’s a ghost town. In the most literal sense. But the person who killed them is unclear. Not only does no one remember the past three weeks, but everyone seems like a suspect. The owner of the inn is definitely trapping the souls of dead children in those porcelain dolls he collects. The bartender takes notes on the players behavior and doodles dead animals on napkins. A young girl keeps slipping away into a pair of celler doors that lead to a seemingly endless staircase that reeks of rot. Literally all of these people have the capacity for mass murder, but it’s almost impossible to tell who did it.
Oh this isn’t annoying, this is a recipe for terror
The plot twist is that the true killer, Bonifacius Goodfellow, has been lurking outside of town. He knew that a mass of troubled and undead souls would eventually draw the attention of a famous ghost hunting team, so he created this situation to meet his heroes.
Can the players find Goodfellow before the Ghastblasters arrive? Will they be able to help these creepy spirits find eternal rest? If everyone in town is sinister (and dead), what’s the deal with the lady who brought the note?
I’m calling the police 🚨
WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I LITERALLY DID NOT ASK DANIEL!
guys listen
mermaids would have to be dark-skinned and chubby to survive in the ocean
water isnt a great means of protecting oneself from the sun theyd have to be very dark if they were shallow mermaids and they didnt want to be constantly sunburnt and they may be paler if they lived deeper in the water but theyd have to be buff and/or chubby as hell to resist the water pressure and cold of the deep sea
what im saying is pale-ass white skinny mermaids are just unrealistic
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Fat isn’t a defense against water pressure, it’s an insulator. So the colder the water, the fatter the mermaid.
Scandinavian merfolk would be tubby, evolving more for persistence hunting in the freezing coastal waters, possibly relying more on siren-song to lull prey into effective range. The less moving the better! Gotta keep the chub on to survive the winter.
Whereas Mediterranean/Polynesian merfolk would spend their time among the fertile reefs in warmer waters, competing with other predators. They would be built for speed and agility, buff like sprinters. Darker skin would be harder to spot under the surf, and more resistant to the glaring sun.
Also: it’s not hair, it’s scillia that they use to filter plankton out of the water, and it stings like a jellyfish if you touch it.
I would imagine that merfolk come in many different colors, maybe they even have the ability to shift their skin tone to assist in hunting? I guess that depends on how intelligent your mermaids are.
Tldr; cold water mermaids would probably be chubby, warm water mermaids would look like Serna Williams.
Another thing to take into account is Deep-Sea-Gigantism. It’s not fully understood why many animal species such as the colossal squid and whales typically grow to unimaginable sizes in high-water-pressure areas, but it’s assumed that it develops as some sort of defense mechanism. This would imply that deep-sea merfolk would be a sort of Leviathan-class eldritch horror.
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the dragon designs from the 5e monster manual, ranked
blue dragon:
honestly? there’s a lot i like and a lot i dislike about blue dragons. cool hair-like spines? good. broad chest? good. winning, uh, smile? good! underbite? bad. rhino horn? iconic, so i’ll let it slide. mold-spotted wings? eugch. 6/10
gold dragon:
look at this thing and tell me you don’t hate it. gold dragons are extinct in my verse because they’re too stupid-looking to live. this dragon looks like an overdesigned goldfish who’s racist against asian people. he looks like he’s the type of stoner other stoners think is insufferably annoying. everything about this creature launches me into a depressive rage. -100/10
brass dragon:
my favorite of the chromatic dragons tbh, the huge wingspan and tail fin WORKS here and the double shoulder is weird but realistic. honestly this is a Good Boy who just wants a conversation. 9/10
green dragon:
this illustration has a very storybook feel to it, which i like. everything about this design screams “this is the Evil Dragon your heroes will conquer” and i’m living for it. the fin mohawk is cool, the wing shape is very well-suited for a creature that can quickly take off and dart through the trees in an overgrown swamp. could lean a little harder on the fact that green dragons are partially aquatic, but i’m willing to let that slide with just the spinal fin. 8.5/10
black dragon:
this dragon is a stunner tbh, would make draconic origin sorcerers with. the horns presumably make taking a bite kind of tricky but this guy’s clever, he’ll figure it out. the monster manual is back at it again with the fin mohawk, and i’m loving it. fuckable/10
bronze dragon:
i like everything (except for the head) but especially the color scheme. the way the body is patterned in distinct stripes is weird but not unforgivable. if not for the triceratops head, this dragon would have a much higher rating, but honestly with its mouth closed it would probably look like a creature that has the mii plaza theme running through its head instead of thoughts at all times. 6.5/10
red dragon:
bold, threatening, and thematic! i love the detail of the charred wing edges and the spiraling horns. other than that, though, it’s just A Dragon: nothing more, nothing less. props for not doing anything stupid though 7/10
copper dragon:
again, a butterface dragon. it looks like it has a squid strapped to its face or like its face was dripped onto the body from a height and it just kind of splattered. LOVE the wings though 6.6/10
silver dragon:
another fin mohawk, this time very deliberately punk-looking. loses points for the unnecessary tail fin and weird wing graspers, buOH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED IT DOESN’T HAVE TEETH BLOWJOB JOKE/10
white dragon:
WHEN UR A FUCKIN
PUPY
100/10
LMAO yessss, kate harrison!!!
“SHE’S A LESBIAN. MY BAD!”
I’m dying this is wonderful.
Why can’t this ever happen to me?
BTS → 190418 ‘Dionysus’
This ass is property of BTS, I don’t make the rules
I hate the person I turn into when I fall for someone. I hate how I’m willing to to do anything and everything to keep that person in my life. I hate how I am careful with my words because I don’t want to hurt him even though the wounds from his poisonous words have not even begun to heal. The bad behavior I tolerate, the excuses I make for him, the crap I put up with. The uncountable chances I give him but somehow I can’t grant myself the same kindness. If I make a mistake? It’s only fair that he leaves me. I fucked it up. The constant overthinking, the relentless fear of being ignored or ghosted and all the self blame. It’s like I abandon me.
It’s exhausting when I don’t even have me in my corner.