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Sorry to say, but they do the exact same thing for humans too.
It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.
Not to mention that when people edit these characters to have better facial proportions, the originals look like bizarre fish people.
How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me
op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared
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I think I know the reason for why people prefer “unrealistic” animation.
For some reason, humans really don’t like things that look like humans but aren’t quite human. Hence why a lot of people are uncomfortable with movies with animation like Monster House and The Polar Express. It looks too realistic to us and sets us off.
Scientists call this the “Uncanny Valley” effect and its thought to be an evolutionary tactic for survival.
The funny part is. No other animals that we know of experience the uncanny valley effect. Only humans. Which leaves the question: what was out there that mimicked humans so well and was so dangerous to us that we evolved to have this as a tactic for survival?
Oh hell yeah this is what I’m here for
Which leaves the question: what was out there that mimicked humans so well and was so dangerous to us that we evolved to have this as a tactic for survival?
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Okay, I’ve seen this thread a dozen times before, but not with this addendum.
i made the original post in the throes of unmedicated depression because that’s where my sense of humor was at the time. i don’t check my activity page. seeing it barge onto my dash months later with +250k notes and this exchange attached to it like a bunch of rattling tin cans attached to the tail of a rabid dog running loose is fucking WILD
So sometime after whenever humans developed the uncanny valley effect, did we just hunt this mysterious predator to extinction? Or did it die out on it’s own? Or did it evolve as well into something… else? Could it still be living on Earth today?
Idk why dont we ask the “people eating cryptid” who claims to be from a species that’s easy to hide and apparently passes as human who’s like, 3 reblogs above this?
How to read Fate/Strange Fake Light Novel
Read the First Volume: Fate/strange Fake Vol.1 (2015) PDF
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Read the Fourth Volume: Fate/strange Fake Vol.4 PDF
Read the Fifth Volume as it’s being translated: Fate/strange Fake Vol.5 PDF (Updated 31/12/19 - Gold and Lions II fully updated! - continued read from page 62)
Important note!
The chapters translations are made by OtherSideofSky. You can read the original raw text submitted by the translator in The Beast Lair along with epub versions.
Pro tip!
You should also read the manga here or here. It has a sharp and beautiful art style (by Morii) and complements the story already being told in the LN.
Credits!
Thanks to Nakula for translating the initial version (2008) of F/SF Vol 1, and Mew and Food for the extra chapters to complete the final Volume 1. Thanks to OtherSideofSky for translating the Volume 2, 3 and 4. And thanks to Ryohgo Narita for writing Strange Fake!
fictional kiss things that end me
being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward
one small kiss, pulling away for an instant, then devouring each other
pressing their foreheads together while kissing
speaking normally, then after the kiss their voice is hoarse
guys furrowing their brow when kissing passionately
staring at the other’s lips, trying not to kiss them, before giving in
running their thumb over the other’s lips
when they lean forward a fraction as if to kiss the other person, then realize they shouldn’t and pull back to stop themselves
ripping the other away - “no we shouldn’t” - but when they kiss them again they moan and hold them close
one sliding their hand into the other’s hair slowly
their entire body freezing for a second when their love kisses them
accidentally being forced inches apart from each other, staring at each other’s lips, and just before they kiss someone pulls them back apart
when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them more
a hoarse whisper “kiss me”
then licks their lips and says “please”
Saw one of my fav quotes on here again and built an entire au for it where lance is a child of the ocean and gets pissed off by some humans
Sometimes I think back on the time I spent working as a barista, and it seems SO STRANGE to me that “coffee shop AU” has become synonymous with narratives that are low on conflict, high on wholesome romance. During the year I spent working at a coffee shop:
A coworker of mine took a bunch of psychedelics, walked through some strangers’ plate-glass door, and threatened them with a bowie knife, leading to his arrest and imprisonment (and, needless to say, a late opening for the coffee shop that morning).
Another coworker, an ex-military type with a young wife and a new baby, decided to smoke up for the first time ever with two other mutual coworkers, in the back of one of their trucks; and ended up having a three-way with them which ended his marriage.
I had a nervous breakdown, stopped being able to eat food or hold conversations, and ended up sleeping on my coworker’s couch for three weeks before she finally called my parents to come collect me.
Multiple store managers were fired for embezzlement. (Reminder: this was within the space of a single year.)
Yet another coworker, who was seventeen at the time, started dog-sitting for a couple of regulars in their (I’m guessing) early 50s, and ended up in an ongoing creepy and incidentally illegal ~relationship~ with them both.
Various employees discovered, in the course of cleaning the bathrooms: couples fucking in the bathrooms; junkies passed out in the bathrooms; drunks puking in the bathrooms; both adults and children weeping in the bathrooms; a woman bleeding all over the bathroom from a gash in her throat (??); a dude standing in the middle of the bathroom floor and pissing in the opposite direction from the toilet, so that when the employee opened the unlocked door she got piss all over her (????).
The owner of the bridal shop across the street was exposed as both abusive toward her employees and also cooking the books, which led to my coffee shop taking on a couple of untrained and weirdly conservative bridal shop workers for a few months while the bridal shop was shuttered and sold to new owners. Later the larcenous former bridal shop owner came down with some horrible disease which caused her to lose both her hands.
There was a regular universally referred to as “Sketchy Steve,” who came in at 7am for a three-shot latte with room for Seagrams 7, and dealt drugs to all us baristas. I actually, at one point (I cannot believe I was this stupid), went inside Sketchy Steve’s house, and allowed him to spend like half an hour showing me his collection of découpaged outlet plates and also soliciting me for sex while I uncomfortably yet studiously declined.
Right before I started, the store manager had walked off the job in the middle of a shift, and ¾ of the employees had walked out after him. None of them ever returned.
Like, working on the front lines of food service was the most operatically sordid professional experience I have ever had, and one of the most surreal; and it is hilarious to me that THAT, of all jobs, is the one that has come to stand for soft-focus domestic romance in fandom circles.
This is the Coffee Shop AU we deserve.
Oh my god this is so accurate. My coffee shop’s regular drug dealer is named Caramel Chris; a name given to him by our baristi but that he has run with and now exclusively goes by.
This morning a woman high on (I think) meth sternly lectured me about it wasn’t cool that I took her stuff (I did not), put a crowbar on the counter, knocked over some trash cans, and left. We’re keeping the crowbar. It’s the company’s crowbar now. So I guess I kind of did take her stuff after all.
Baristi see some shit.
guess what I’m writing next y’all
Drew Todoroki in his fantasy au outfit from my recent tododeku drawing.
I’m thinking that in this au he has no burn scar. c:
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季刊S(エス) Vol. 67 released on September 14th, 2019
Fun fact: in a company of four there is a guy, who can crush you with gravity, and a guy, who can slice you in pieces, and a guy, who literally transforms in a huge tiger, but Dazai, who can do no shit, is the most dangerous.
not to be that person but #savespiderman and all other relevant hashtags are trending top 10 worldwide on twitter but #prayforamazon or anything about the amazon fire is getting nowhere near the attention of the custody battle of a fictional character is getting, the amazon forest is the earth’s largest eco system, it literally is the lung of the planet and the forest is on fire for 16 days straight and we only know about it like today like can we get our priority straight,,,
Well, welcome to the Brave New World!
Let me tell you anoter (not) beautiful story: the Syberian forest (even bigger then Amazonia) was on fire SINCE MARCH and now is AUGUST. Do you have any idea how many hectares was destroyed? I got you! 14,9 millions.
14 900 000 hectares with animals and all the stuff.
And they are still burning right now. And the TV was silent (still is) and most of the people didn’t even know ‘till July, then twitter maked it trending hashtag. You know what the government say? “It economicaly non-profitable to extinguish a fire” (quote)
While they keep sending money to Venezuela or other countries.
Like, even after people started to make a noise, they did nothing ‘till Trump proposed help. And after that it suddenly it's a profitable to save the biggest forest in the world.
I am still astonished that this whole story happened at all. Like, how the f...
So, thank to twitter hashtags, I guess.
when the signs r most productive/motivated
aries: 12am manic episode oh fuck yum
taurus: when their lack of productivity finally makes them feel guilty
gemini: the weird once-in-a-blue-moon period when they feel like getting their life together
cancer: after seeing something inspiring and probably rly rly cheesy
leo: after someone’s complimented previous work and now they wanna show off more
virgo: really, really early like 2-4am
libra: only if it’s something they rly care about otherwise never
scorpio: past a reasonable bedtime after an unhealthy amount of caffeine
sagittarius: when their mood swings finally give them a Good Mood
capricorn: only out of spite for other ppl (so always)
aquarius: only when it has to do with cleaning for some reason
pisces: productive whomstve?
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say what you will, but nothing says big dick energy as much as Dazai doing literally nothing to stay underground after he escaped the Port Mafia. in most of these shows, the person who ran away changer their name, appearance, even mannerisms and moved to the country to raise ducks.
dazai? he changed his….. coat?
and took off his bandages. that’s literally it. same name, same city, no effort to say underground.
and it fucking WORKED
no wonder! have you even seen Dazai?
this guy came in mafia when he was fucking 15 (you, in his age, asked to your mommy money for ice creame) and became one of the five executive in fucking 16! he was in charge of the interrogation squad, and bloody hell he was good at it!
and if you touch him, this crazy Akutagawa guy will come and rip your pitty ass in pieces.
do not touch Osamu Dazai. don’t even look at him.
or he will notice you.
i bet if some mafia guy meet Dazai on the street, they immediately change the direction, look down and ignore his existence at all.
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BNHA x Persona 5
Hello? Bet you just cannot wait for more absolutely random todobaku AU, so I’m here to deliver. In short, it’s a reversed The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, where a barbarian Bakugou fell madly in love with a priest Todoroki, and nasty thoughts keeps bothering him.
Part 1 / Part 2 (coming soon)