A Veritable Library of Alexandria

I am nonbinary in the way clouds are not streams nor oceans. There's some of the same stuff but none of the same being. Rando Crow Enjoyer (They/Them) | 🔞

[pythoticusbingle]

the splatoon raiders experience

[depsidase]

[00chyaa]

[maelwife]

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

[maelwife]

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

[dogpuppy]

[bakersfield-row]

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]

[bloodraven55]

we love a clingy gf

[bloodraven55]

and she’s smooth as hell too

[feldfrog]

When I think of Tarzan, a naked orphaned jungle man raised by apes in the mud and darkness away from society, what comes to mind is of course the smooth soft rock and roll of Phil Collins

[inzaltsiknyam]

“how do walkable communities help disabled people” as if wheelchair users don’t need safe streets or autistic people don’t need well marked road crossings or people who CAN’T DRIVE, who are often disabled and poor, don’t use sidewalks and transit………………..

[inzaltsiknyam]

“oh yes my car centric city that kills hundreds of people annually is the height of accessibility because infrastructure for walking and rolling are ableist actually” 

[the-one-eyed-witch-deactivated2]

Well you see I’m disabled in a way that I can’t drive so I enjoy having freedom to go places without cars

[stellumina]

her dragon knight

[tamamita]

Most people on this site never had a biological mom

[magicalastronomies]

but with your help this can be changed. vote super creek

[tamamita]

[stagbeetleboy]

I was gonna describe Palpatine’s spaces as like the bloody insides of a large beast, but the more I thought about it

…Palpatine’s office is a womb right? Its where Sidious’ perfect apprentice is developed. He’s nurtured in this space by Palpatine until he Anakin leaves it reborn Vader.

Like there’s really so much to say about Palpatine and yonic symbolism.

He’s also almost an anti-mother. With Anakin only knowing a mother’s love, and both of his major conflicts being about saving his mother and the mother of his children, Palpatine is a perversion of both. With Palpatine eventually replacing both Shmi and Padmé. Initially taking a nurturing role throughout his conflict over his mother, and eventually becoming the person Vader is most dedicated to through his conflict over Padmé.

Shmi’s child (Anakin) dies and is reborn Darth Vader. Idk it’s just paired with the raw bloody entrance like outfit we wears. They’re in this red organ like office and Vader is being born through Sidious. Its almost a gory birth scene.

Then there’s like the inverse of Anakin with his mother happening in this scene. With Palpatine arriving on time.

[bucketofdeltav]

...okay I had to read the words 'Palpatine and yonic symbolism' with my own two eyes so now you do too. I wish I could find one single thing about this to dispute but I can't.

[foone]

I played a game of Total Accurate Battle Simulator with my GF today and she "accidentally" reenacted my childhood shooting?!

[foone]

when I was a kid (I think I was like 3-5?) I lived on a big farm by a forest, and one day I went out for a walk with my dad and two men walked out of the woods, saw us, and shot at us (with a shotgun)

they were far enough away/bad enough shot that we didn't get hit (although I think my dad's jacket was hit with a pellet?) and we just ducked out of view and then ran, and they went back in the woods.

Never got any more explanation than "probably they were drunk hunters"

Anyway I told this to my GF today then we played a multiplayer game of Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, and she had all her sharpshooters shoot my poor defenseless child-sized hobbit.

[herwillbedone]

An important detail to this is that it was Alice's first ever time playing the game.

[foone]

that was also the first time I'd been shot at!

[furthestring]

everyone has at least one friend who's jade harley. like, even if you aren't into homestuck if you have online friends at all there's a pretty good chance one of them is jade harley

[squeakitties]

[phantomdoodler]

DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM OHIO

they are corn

[cornfucker]

who from ohio wants to fucking party

[guribot]

mommmm she's drawing jungle pocket in her recent concert outfits again. and she won't stop wearing those pants

some practice for keeping my drawings looser, especially silly ones like this