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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

memewhore

myrinthinks

tiptapismellbullcrap

Eddie who thinks he’s the only gay guy in Hawkins and has to make trips to Indianapolis to meet other gays vs Steve who has hooked up with half the guys in Hawkins

Eddie thinks he was Steve’s bi awakening and Steve who is under the impression that they’ve probably hooked up with some of the same people

loz-tearsofahomo

I love steddie bc its like. Theres barely even crumbs. Arguably not even crumbs. But its still the #1 stranger things ship on ao3 by far. Gay people with english degrees W

svalinnside

tags from @pentapoctopus

kayina-san

Oh how the tables have turned

dragonmama76

Eddie and Steve had a will they/wont they going on for years while Eddie did the whole famous rockstar thing. And now he’s on a break. Two platinum records with Corroded Coffin behind him, Eddie can finally concentrate on Steve. And the miracle is that Steve never resented Eddie for focusing on his career. That wasn’t a problem for him. He waited (sometimes patiently and sometimes not) until it was his turn, and when they got together, it was just as incredible as both had expected it would be.

So you can’t blame Eddie for writing his first solo album all about Steve. He’s done hiding in the closet for his career, so it’s he/him pronouns and filthy imagery. Shockingly it sells like you wouldn’t believe. In fact, he’s getting picked up in markets he never reached before. And when he gets the numbers for radio stations, he’s killing it on stations totally unfamiliar to him. But he’s still completely wrapped up in Steve so he’s not paying a lot of attention and he lets his manager take care of everything.

The mystery is revealed the day they get a package from Wayne. It contains clippings from newspapers and magazines, and a note that just says, “Something you want to tell me, boy?” All the headlines are some variation of “Former Satanist Eddie Munson Releases Worship Album quietly signaling his conversion to Christianity”

Eddie is furious and Steve has to watch him throw a tantrum yelling and screaming. When he eventually calms down Steve reminds Eddie that doing zero press and releasing songs like, “On My Knees in Worship” and “He is my Sunrise and my Salvation” might in fact be a little misleading.

They spend the rest of the night giggling about all the good Christians listening to songs about their sex life.

lgbtlunaverse

It's a unique type of frustration when you agree that a character is deeply flawed but other people keep missing what's actually wrong with them and assigning them new flaws that they don't even have it's like free my man he did none of that. He did a bunch of other shit tho.

reggieslocket

no because the speed at which eddie ripped off his vest when he saw nancy and steve staring at eachother will never not be hilarious to me, like i wished they showed him in that moment because you can literally hear him aggressively taking it off before throwing it in steve's face 💀

chamomileteainabuttercup

(In a future where Corroded Coffin has become a successful band)

In interviews Eddie Munson often tells anecdotes from his past, all about the mischief he’s got up to, and sometimes the anecdotes will include the phrase “Steve, my boyfriend at the time.”

He only does this in solo interviews because if he does it in group ones the rest of the band won’t stop yelling until he admits he’s a dweeb who’s trying to make it sound like he’s ever had more than one boyfriend in his whole life

(yelling terrible things like “They met in high school!” and “They’ve been together since 1986!”)

Eddie argues that this is perfectly legitimate as Steve was his boyfriend at the time of the anecdote, and now he’s his husband, so there

valtsv

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

axiusdragon

plaguedocboi

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

theboboshow

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

plaguedocboi

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

plaguedocboi

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

legsloveless

dwobbitfromtheshire

Vecna being disappointed because he wanted to turn Eddie to his side when he turned into a vampire. Eddie's emotions are incredibly heightened, and they're all pointed at Steve. His emotions are stronger than Vecna's mind control.

"Kill him," Vecna said.

They were standing in Steve's room. Eddie was watching Steve sleep.

"Aw, but Henry, he's too cute to kill," Eddie said. "Look at him, I think he's fighting in his sleep."

"Imma kill you," Steve mumbled.

"Aww."

"Kill. Him."

"I shan't," Eddie said. "To slay a sleeping prince with a greater beauty than all of the stars in the universe would be most uncouth of me."

"Oh, for fuck's sake," Vecna swore and Eddie gasped. "Fine, I'll do it."

"Oh, Henry, you really shouldn't have said that," Eddie grinned menacingly.

Steve woke up to the sound of a loud thump. He blinked his eyes several times. Standing there, alive and well, was Eddie Munson. He was holding Vecna's dismembered head in his hands.

"I brought you a present," Eddie said.