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[bapouro]

mummy the kitteh. she only needs to eat one kibble for 3 months. her feet are so small it cuts through atoms. her organs are too small to host gut bacteria. she is considered a parasite to dust bunnies. the dodo do not want to make a story about her because she is unable to be sympathised with.

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[ironmyrmidon]

When the AI bubble pops, the demand for computing power will fall much more quickly than the supply. For a brief window, we will have an amazing digital surplus.

[classic-jamie]

Oh also! Both for pride and because I want to post more of my original stuff here, here's a zine I made for my recent screenprinting class! :p It's called Masculine Women and it's about being masculine and a woman! Fun fact, also, when you unfold the real thing, there's a big poster on the back! It looks like this:

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[beetlebongos]

What's whump

[jurynullification]

Nothing much whats whump with u

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[kn0wmore]

[swadloom]

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[medievaljournalist]

due to the activation of the dark gem's power all animals are now 'hell animals' and have been moved to the enemy team

[angelicguy]

*talking loudly to my fat golf friends* now jeez… chevy chase. if he had a pussy i would lay him out like pizza dough

[nosimpincurly]

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

[civvic]

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

[beanytuesday]

The Comic Store (from 2019)

[3000s]

lately ive been answering spam calls and telling them im gonna kill myself

[assaultmystic]

Thoughts were a kind of derangement resulting from an accumulation of tension in the neck and shoulders.

[assaultmystic]

Whilst initially assumed to be a consequence of innate biological weakness, later studies revealed that thought was itself a mere symptom of Language Acquisition Syndrome.