twenty eight bees

21 She/It

[evilscientist3]

Put on your sash and top hat darling.... mommy needs you to preside over the city council meeting later

#mayorkink #mayorification

[visau]

I SUMMON POT OF GREED!

[ammnontet]

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[woodwool]

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

[woodwool]

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

[parasitoidism]

The mascot that the Yankees had for like 5 minutes in the 80s has some insane passages in his Wikipedia page

[argumate]

[dailyskeletonreminders]

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[c3rvida3]

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

[mucmucvi]

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

[gryffon]

[seaturtle240]

@birds-in-posts

[birds-in-posts]

Northern flicker (Colaptes auratus)

[autosadist]

some posts on this site are like "check out my bush" and the hairs are 0.6cm long. your lawn

[autosadist]

that you mowed

[courtesycalling]

Portal 2: The Blood Update

[courtesycalling]

Portal 2: The Blood Update

[courtesycalling]

Portal 2: The Blood Update

[strawberrynesquikphilosophies]

@demilypyro

[visau]

I SUMMON POT OF GREED!

[pinkvictim]