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need my daily dose of wrex

Some nervous Wrex for your viewing pleasure

Fairly certain that “daimon” refers to your own personal spirit/god that watched over you. That’s where we get the term to be in good spirits, eudaimon with the prefix “eu” to mean good or ideal. This is what I learned when taking Ancient Greek/getting a classics degree a few years back

It meant that! It was also used to refer to ghosts, and domestic spirits, and genus loci though. I think the best definition I could give would be "An entity of similar nature to both gods and mortals."

normal-horoscopes

Most rootworkers won't touch graveyard dirt that hasn't been properly bought and paid for. Not only does that dirt belong to the deceased (and thus they should be compensated), but the person who collected it also put in work that should also be compensated.

Ah good point! I know that rootwork has a completely different set of cultural assumptions about death, so the dynamic between rootworker, the community around them, and the deceased is going to be different than my audience of mostly white twenty-somethings. I'm sure it comes with its own ethical safeguards.

I'm sure you understand that, as someone with an audience of largely white twenty-somethings interested in the occult, it can't really hurt for me to take a general stance of "please do not rob graveyards"

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

Lmfao I thought this was an onion headline at first but it's not

roombagreyjoy

You could say Inspiration struck

pukicho

The bias against hot people is real

You saw me and had this thought

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

this may seem weird to say unsolicited but I am not, in fact, a wolf (of any type, such as "big bad") and, in fact, I am your grandma. It might seem counter intuitive because of the size of several of my body parts, such as my ears and my mouth, but the reality is that I am your grandma.

don't worry I believe you

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fullcravings

Bakery-Style Blueberry Muffins

lumberjackloverboy-moved

voyagevisuelle

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

coolstoryrob

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

bestrooftalkever

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

ninja-sex-tarp

I’m fucking done with this site

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This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

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neenernina

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

amor-moved

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

thereisagirlwhonevergoesoutpt2

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

memeseverdie

Nothing will ever be better than the last one

accessibleaesthetics

[Image Description: Several different photos of watermelon slices.

Watermelon slice with blue inside instead of red

Screenshot of a Google image search showing the exact same photo but red like it should be

Same photo as the original post, but the watermelon slice is purple and has no seeds

Same photo as the original post, but the watermelon slice is filled in with the colored texture of a pepperoni pizza and has no seeds

Same as the original photo, but the watermelon slice is a dark pink, only has two seeds placed like eyes above a large dent below them, making the watermelon slice resemble the Surprised Patrick meme face

Same as the original photo but there are many watermelon slices

Same as the original photo but the seeds on the watermelon slice are arranged to resemble the Loss.jpg meme.

Same as the original photo but the watermelon slice is black with dark blue seeds and streaks of purple.

Each watermelon slice has a more full watermelon behind it photoshopped to look the same.

End Image Description.]

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posting not only as a critique of the profit motive under capitalism but also because I fucking hate youtube premium

itzphynix

Just gonna link the Firefox addon that fixes this, also the one that removes ads in general, which also previously weren't a part of YouTube!

Both work on mobile Firefox, as well.

So download Firefox.

beorning

for android enjoyers

YouTube Vanced is modded version of YouTube client for Android

you have to download the manager app first and install the yt one from that but it literally takes like less than 5 minutes. picture in picture + bg audio + no ads +ratio. this shit is literally so good

mahgck

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like "ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we're better then them" as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

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