My Life.

This page is only here so I could go back and see the things that I laughed at.

[kaijuno]

[thatbassistbitch]

Jess I just have one question. What was the train of thought that led you to put these two images together

[kaijuno]

An artist never reveals their muse

[denisvilleneuve]

a movie: *has one scene with neon lights*

me:

[youlovetoseeit]

facts

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theneverendinglight]

[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[switchingtogeico]

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[valpwca]

you should experience this. via

https://www.vitaminwater.com/hit-refresh-for-exotic-mango-island-pic/and-20fl-oz-of-tropical-oasis/wow/wish-i-was-there/enhanced/e/the-hot-key-is-command-shift-r/electrolytes/be-sure-to-hit-refresh/but-not-too-much/you-have-to-give/the-page-a-chance-to-load/

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[impuretale]

I want to know if they got answers. 

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

I really wanna know how this turned out.

[chemmonkey-deactivated20230109]

Just so you guys know.

[hydok]

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

[smaug-official]

Chris+Chris = Chris ²

I went to fool around on face morph but instead I unlocked a conspiracy 

[whosplayerthree]

#i cant believe chris hemsworth is a fusion

[cellamare]

#the christal gems

[blorpimorpi-deactivated20240919]

STOP

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh

[trasemc]

NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.

[catchymemes]

[on-va--voir]

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

[the-point-of-sanity]

[mrkmja]

High School Fashion, 1969

What a trip.

[coolglasseskyle]

Wow these photos are stunning

[glitterymisanthropy]

Some of these outfits are the raddest things I’ve ever seen.

[knitmeapony]

Can we talk about the tights.

[emmagrant01]

The existence of photos like these (and similar photos from the 70s and 80s and so on) makes me wonder yet again why current-day movies set in this time never seem to be able to get the hair and clothing right.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[assgod]

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

[fuocogo]

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

[morefunthanb4]