alex

if you’re looking for consistency you’ve come to the wrong place

[alexplainlaterrrr]

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. .┊ ◟﹫ Name : alex/comet

. .┊﹒𐐪 Age : 20

. .┊ꜝꜝ﹒Pronouns : they/them, fae/faer, it/its

. .┊ ⨳゛Sexuality : graysexual, grayromantic, and queer

. .┊ ◟ヾ Kintypes/Theriotypes : coyote and hawk therian, eldritchkin, cryptidkin, and faekin

. .┊﹒𐐪 Hobbies : drawing, writing, cosplay, crochet

. .┊ ◟﹫ Fandoms : hermitcraft, sanders sides, minecraft, steven universe, the life series, furries, kpdh

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[warnadudenexttime]

GOD D-MN IT ROMAN WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?? /ref

[alexplainlaterrrr]

the day after

the day after you almost kill yourself

is just like any other.

it’s sunny and warm.

the weather is abnormally nice for the time of year.

it makes most people want to go on a walk,

or spend time outside.

the day after you almost kill yourself,

you’ll go to school.

your friends will ask you how you are,

and you’ll tell them you’re good.

they’ll tell you about their weekends,

and you’ll smile and nod.

the day after you almost kill yourself,

you’ll have to drive across the bridge

you wanted to drive off of.

you’ll notice the concrete barrier

that would’ve stopped you anyways.

you’ll try to think of

a different bridge.

the day after you almost kill yourself,

you friend will call you to check in.

you can’t bring yourself to joke with them

as you normally would.

you’ll tell them some of the problems,

but never enough to worry them.

the day after you almost kill yourself,

you’ll be scared to be alone.

you’ll ask all your friends to hang out

late into the night,

even if you have class tomorrow.

and the overwhelming loss you feel

when you finally have to go home

will never fully go away.

the day after you almost kill yourself,

you’ll fall asleep on call.

you’ve never been able to do that before,

but now you can’t stand to be alone.

the day after you almost kill yourself

is just like any other.

[alexplainlaterrrr]

the “don’t listen to sad music when you’re sad” rule has led to me having a breakdown to “jort storm” by slimecicle

[alexplainlaterrrr]

wdym making suicide jokes when i’m actively suicidal “isn’t funny anymore” and is “genuinely concerning” and they’re not gonna “play into that” right now…?

[alexplainlaterrrr]

share the weirdest thing to give you species dysphoria, i’ll go first: i can see the colors green and red

[infinite-curses]

Being a bird is so cool because SLAPS YOU WITH MY WINGS SLAPS YOU WITH MY WINGS SLAPS YOU WITH MY WINGS SLAPS YOU WITH MY WINGS SLAPS YOU WITH MY WINGS SLAPS YOU WITH MY WINGS SLAPS YOU

[alexplainlaterrrr]

oh boy i just finished reading not a clue, cant wait to go see what the fandom is li-

[alexplainlaterrrr]

new species euphoria unlocked: consistently scaring my roommates because i “have a very silent walk” so i’ll just kinda appear behind them and they don’t know it

[alexplainlaterrrr]

update they’re trying to attach a bell to me

[alexplainlaterrrr]

UPDATE THEY PUT BELLS ON MY SHOES I CANT WALK AROUND SILENTLY ANYMORE

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you're welcome

[mmelete]

[carby]

[theawesomeestblogever]

waow

[alexplainlaterrrr]

“oh the horrors” it’s me im the horrors

[theawesomeestblogever]

can I hug the horrors

[alexplainlaterrrr]

the horrors do need a hug

[archivalhaven]

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

[teradrama-deactivated20260513]

"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book

[teradrama-deactivated20260513]

we're 10 days away from the anniversary of this post breaking my blog, so reblogs are back on! maybe I can get a new blocklist out of this

[sisyphusshrugged]

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

[mynaemsophie-deactivated2026031]

reblog to bap prev with your paw

[arliedraws]

Dude, I almost cried yesterday because of AI. I can’t grade anymore without getting upset because of how much kids are using generative AI. How can I assess their ability to think critically when they aren't thinking critically? One kid admitted he used ChatGPT on an assignment, and he was like, "So? Is my answer right?" And I was like, first of all, whether or not it's "correct" is not the problem, and ALSO, it was INCORRECT. Like...majorly so!

They can’t fucking think for themselves (or rather, they’re losing the ability). This is not “ooooh technology scary” -- this is a fundamental, they can't fucking answer questions when I ask them to their faces. I fucking HATE when my colleagues roll their eyes and say, "Well, this is how we felt about phones! Just accept it!" First of all, it's different. And TWO! We're FUCKING FIGHTING PHONES every day! We've literally banned all cell phone use during class in my district because letting kids use their phones and not fighting their use in class FUCKED US OVER, and now we have to FIX IT.

Okay, but also, kudos to Tumblr, the weirdo website, and our anti-AI stance here because my weirdo queer kids are the ONLY ONES who are STAUNCHLY against gen AI; they're the only ones reliably not using AI. Dear children of Tumblr, thank you for being little weirdos who give a shit.

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

AI’s excessive water consumption threatens to drown out its environmental contributions

Artificial intelligence promises revolutionary solutions to global challenges, but the water costs to produce and power AI hardware and infr

The carbon impact of artificial intelligence - Nature Machine Intelligence

The part that artificial intelligence plays in climate change has come under scrutiny, including from tech workers themselves who joined the

Generative AI’s environmental costs are soaring — and mostly secret

First-of-its-kind US bill would address the environmental costs of the technology, but there’s a long way to go.