Fioffa

Keep it simple, stupid.

[memeculture69]

[punkrorschach]

It’s extra funny bc the character actually is like a 20 year old girl who’s been cursed to look like that.

[darkeecofreak]

As a kid and I was always confused as to why Sophie just accepted being an old woman but I get it now.

[cybergata]

rina_takei

[obeekris]

“Why did it take you 10 minutes to clean 1 window?” “There was a cat.”

[kestrelfalcosparverious]

No but. This person is hanging from a harness several stories in the air, on what appears to be a chilly and/or windy day. And they took time to play with a cat. 

Humans, man. They’re fascinating. 

[luisonte]

¡Corre a por ella!

[thedivine-feminine]

Look at this big happy moo dog

[technicolordreamgoat]

@blown-transistor <3

[cc-h79]

[b0ggyb1tch]

baby want SNACK

[slavery]

[milesgmoralles]

On a scale of 1 to Dustin Henderson, how stressed out are you?

[wingedcorgi]

he had it in him all along.

[metiredlr]

‘‘Shiro, please…! I-’’

[yroxis-original]

Personality: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

[whospilledthebongwater]

No post has ever described my life as accurately as this one

[emelang]

Google doodles to celebrate the birthday of Steve Irwin (22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006)

[ithelpstodream]

bringing this one back

[feamir]

When I went to see Tangled with my family, I was terrified of having to talk about the movie afterwards because I related so much to Rapunzel, and I was sure my mom would hate the movie because it was so obvious that she was exactly like mother gothel. So when mom asked me afterwards if I liked it I gave a tepid non-answer. But then my mom started talking about how she loved the movie! And it slowly dawned on me that she also saw mother gothel as evil and abusive, but somehow didn’t make the connection that she and her were the same. My mom even made a comment to the effect of how, like rapunzel’s real mom, her love for me would always triumph or whatever. And she didn’t get it!

She didn’t see the similarities of how she locked me away in the house, or how she kept me under the tightest supervision under the guise of keeping me safe. I spent the entire mother knows best song stealing glances at her next to me in the theater just waiting for her to drag us out of the movie because she couldn’t stand to have her “love” portrayed as evil. And she didn’t see how the fact that she created her identity completely around being a mother and nothing else was like mother gothel’s dependency on rapunzel’s magic hair.

It was only after seeing her positive reaction to the movie, that I really understood the meaning of the phrase “everyone is the hero of their own story”. No one actually thinks they’re the villain, even if confronted with a painfully obvious rendering of their own actions done by someone they agree is rightly portrayed as evil.

[theechrysalisamidst]

“everyone is the hero of their own story”. No one actually thinks they’re the villain, even if confronted with a painfully obvious rendering of their own actions done by someone they agree is rightly portrayed as evil.

[intriga-hounds]

can i interest u in a box of friend??

[gigabitch]

@bonelyrover

[atomic-darth]

Me: *gasps*

[rat2rrj]

Snifsnifsnifsnifsnifsnifsnif

[dunsparce]

life is hard for this dog

[shinvermouthea]

how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave  to a dog

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meanboysclub)

[mypissedoffsandwichold-deactiva]

The last one

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

[toastyglow]

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

[josiejogs]

My grandfather doesn’t use the word “calories” when talking about food…he uses the word “value” instead. I was eating fruit for lunch and he said “if you’re going for a run later you need something more valuable”. I sat there for a while just thinking about the way he said that. Change out a negative word with a positive one and you’ll see start seeing positive change.

[fitnessdesire]

this is actually such a smart way for people to think about food

[becausewecandoit]

Love this.

[initforthe-longrun]

Food is fuel!!! Need lots of fuel to work hard

[wildrejoicingwaters]

I really like this and wanted to share this with you all.

[heyfunniest]

[starlordofpelvicsorcery]

This gif makes more sense now

[anoldblog2019]

oh hell no

[pineweed-deactivated20190928]

oh cell no

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

[cheaphalloweencostume]

don’t even remember making this post but mood

[jimpovolo-deactivated20160511]

a moment of silence please because today is the day lily, james and harry potter crashed their car into a crocodile which ate harrys parents and then took out a knife and gave him a lightning bolt scar. This is such a tragic day for eveyone around the world

[w00o00w]

I don’t think that’s how it went

[jimpovolo-deactivated20160511]

ur wrong