[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[batpaia]

For those confused as to why Armand's missing an eye:

[unwanted-animal]

Hey, Papi.

[televisionforwhales]

Occasionally remember that Magicians season 5 had a body swap AND a time loop, two tropes of all time, but they were in the midst of... all of that season 5 shit. Hard to articulate how the showrunners would give us fan-favourite things in the most hostile and spiteful way possible without sounding crazy but they really did that. It really felt like they hated us!!

[lottafeelingsinhere]

Louis's story: a book

Lestat's story: an album

Armand's story: twitch stream?

[ohnotoomanyfandoms]

The Vampire Lestat spoiler-free season review: A mesmerizing reinvention of Interview With The Vampire

Nothing can prepare fans for the wrecking ball that is AMC’s The Vampire Lestat. This gem of a series — written, produced, and acted out wit

My review of the season!

[sillystigmata]

Help me

[roanlovesvampires]

if i don't witness armand crying as he turns daniel, i will riot

[flopstat]

i will say this pretty much encapsulates the entire unholy family dynamic in a nutshell

[callstoyoulikethewildgeese]

cursed bird site hive-mind

[yusiyomogi]

people being surprised by lestat's choice to sing from the pov of magnus in "your biggest fan" and make it sound romantic… have you ever heard about a little obscure song called "every breath you take".

[filloriancanidate]

No one thought Eminem was glorifying stalkers when he released "Stan"

[apolladay]

Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?

A

B

Voting ended onJun 3

[heliophile-oxon]

So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...

the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.

I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?

Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.

[sufficientlylargen]

Having a magically-self-cleaning bathroom would be cool, but it wouldn't dramatically change my lifestyle.

If I could cook or bake whatever the hell I wanted, knowing that all my pots and mixing bowls and baking sheets would just zap themselves clean when I finished? If I knew that I could spill batter or grease inside the oven or burn things onto baking racks and it would just go away? I would be making delicious shit constantly.

[mapofthedreams]

[kaleidoscope-vol2]

No, [insert random actor/actress name] could never play The Vampire Lestat.

No one but Sam fucking Reid is capable of this.

[virginiaisforvampires]

THIS. PART.

How many times have I watched this? Yes.

Fucking inject it!

[endiness]

[callstoyoulikethewildgeese]

cursed bird site hive-mind