Alex

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[guelwaar]

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

[ayeforscotland]

First Scottish result and LibDems hold onto Orkney which is fairly expected.

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SNP hold Dundee City West.

Will be using ScotGE2026 as the hashtag for those wanting to mute.

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SNP hold Aberdeen Central but GAIN SHETLAND from the LibDems!!!

Damn that's wild.

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SNP Hold Kilmarnock and Irvine Valley.

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That Shetland result is honestly insane. Last time Shetland wasn't LibDem was 1950.

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SNP hold Dundee City East - True Yes city.

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SNP hold Carrick, Cumnock and Doon Valley.

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SNP hold Perthshire North which is the seat of SNP Leader and First Minister John Swinney.

Again, not too surprising.

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Please please please don't edge me like this.

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SNP hold Aberdeen Deeside and North Kincardine as well as Midlothian North.

Up in Aberdeen Stephen Flynn has won, which means he'll resign his MP seat in Westminster.

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SNP hold Edinburgh Eastern, Musselburgh, and Tranent AND Perthshire South and Kinross-shire.

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SNP hold Renfrewshire North and Cardonald.

Seats so far: SNP - 19

Conservatives - 2

Labour - 1

Libdem - 1

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SNP hold Glasgow Easterhouse and Springburn AND Motherwell and Wishaw AND Aberdeenshire East.

Brings SNP up to 22.

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SNP hold Aberdeen Donside.

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SNP hold Mid Fife and Glenrothes.

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SNP hold Bathgate.

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SNP hold Stirling.

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SNP hold East Lothian Coast and Lammermuirs.

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SNP hold Cumbernauld and Kilsyth AND Inverclyde

LibDem gain from SNP in Edinburgh Northern which is unfortunate. Likely a split between SNP and Green voting that's caused that.

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SNP hold Glasgow Anniesland.

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SNP hold Cunninghame North.

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SNP hold Almond Valley AND Inverclyde AND Glasgow Baillieston and Shettleston AND Coatbridge and Chryston AND Kirkcaldy.

Labour gain Edinburgh Southern from SNP.

LibDems hold Northeast Fife.

Seats so far:

SNP - 36

Labour - 2

Conservative - 2

LibDems - 2

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SNP hold Renfrewshire West and Levern Valley.

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SNP hold Clackmannanshire and Dunblane, Cunninghame South, and East Kilbride.

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Scottish Greens GAIN constituency seat from SNP.

That's absolutely fair fucks haha - GG Scottish Greens.

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SNP hold Airdrie.

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Conservatives hold Aberdeenshire West.

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SNP hold Glasgow Cathcart and Pollok AND Hamilton, Larkhall and Stonehouse.

LibDems hold Edinburgh North Western - Which sadly means Alex Cole-Hamilton.

Also worth flagging for the Green gain above - That is the Scottish Greens first ever constituency win.

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Also correction on Hamilton, Larkhall and Stonehouse - That's an SNP GAIN from Labour - Not a hold.

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SNP hold Glasgow Kelvin and Maryhill.

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SNP hold Edinburgh North Eastern and Leith.

[yvynyl]

[staff]

You can now “Send to” Tumblr directly from your Google Reader!  Thanks, Google :)

(via yvynyl and jtramsay)

[intercal]

[sigatos]

All those fucking guns and not one of you can aim.

[vasira96]

your commute and your lunch are part of your work day!! if you aren't mad you're not comped for that, GET MAD NOW!!! our life, our bodies, we're trading them away for pennies! WE DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS

[alexthe-lion]

Holy what the fuck I’m in the United States

[shelbzxcupcakes]

Wanna be nosy? Here's your chance.

0: Height 1: Virgin? 2: Shoe size 3: Do you smoke? 4: Do you drink? 5: Do you take drugs? 6: Age you get mistaken for 7: Have tattoos? 8: Want any tattoos? 9: Got any piercings? 10: Want any piercings? 11: Best friend? 12: Relationship status 13: Biggest turn ons 14: Biggest turn offs 15: Favorite movie 16: I’ll love you if 17: Someone you miss 18: Most traumatic experience 19: A fact about your personality 20: What I hate most about myself 21: What I love most about myself 22: What I want to be when I get older 23: My relationship with my sibling(s) 24: My relationship with my parent(s) 25: My idea of a perfect date 26: My biggest pet peeves 27: A description of the girl/boy I like 28: A description of the person I dislike the most 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend 30: What I hate the most about work/school 31: What your last text message says 32: What words upset me the most 33: What words make me feel the best about myself 34: What I find attractive in women 35: What I find attractive in men 36: Where I would like to live 37: One of my insecurities 38: My childhood career choice 39: My favorite ice cream flavor 40: Who wish I could be 41: Where I want to be right now 42: The last thing I ate 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately 44: A random fact about anything

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[polarhorror]

[hypnosc]

If you like Donald trump you should fuck off by the way

[fronesis]

I love tumblr bc it feels like im talking to a wall and sometimes the wall responds

[illusoryfem]

Hope everyone is jerking off 2day. Dont let Christ win ❤️

[lazerblues]

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

[true-king-of-monsters]

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

[homopower]

[backseat-burner]

happy anniversary

[dialupmodern]

happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chalkboard-wolf]

Happy anniversary peebrains

[backseat-burner]

lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3

[lost-head-adventure-deactivated]

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? 3. Have you taken someones virginity? 4. Is trust a big issue for you? 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? 6. What are you excited for? 7. What happened tonight? 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? 9. Is confidence cute? 10. What is the last beverage you had? 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? 14. What are you going to spend money on next? 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? 18. The last time you felt broken? 19. Have you had sex today? 20. Are you starting to realize anything? 21. Are you in a good mood? 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? 24. What do you want right this second? 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? 34. Listening to? 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? 38. Who did you last call? 39. Who was the last person you danced with? 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? 44. Do you tan in the nude? 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? 47. Who was the last person to call you? 48. Do you sing in the shower? 49. Do you dance in the car? 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? 53. Is Christmas stressful? 54. Ever eat a pierogi? 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? 57. Do you believe in ghosts? 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? 59. Take a vitamin daily? 60. Wear slippers? 61. Wear a bath robe? 62. What do you wear to bed? 63. First concert? 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? 65. Nike or Adidas? 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? 69. Ever take dance lessons? 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? 71. Can you curl your tongue? 72. Ever won a spelling bee? 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? 74. What is your favorite book? 75. Do you study better with or without music? 76. Regularly burn incense? 77. Ever been in love? 78. Who would you like to see in concert? 79. What was the last concert you saw? 80. Hot tea or cold tea? 81. Tea or coffee? 82. Favorite type of cookie? 83. Can you swim well? 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? 85. Are you patient? 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? 87. Ever won a contest? 88. Ever have plastic surgery? 89. Which are better black or green olives? 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? 91. Best room for a fireplace? 92. Do you want to get married

[hailraykin-deactivated20230814]

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

[alexthe-lion]

My boss out of the blue over text: Are you stressed?

Me internally; lol yes that’s none of your fucking business tho

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

reblog to give your mutuals a burned cd