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woman-becomer

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

#Straw hat

helllnotes

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

johnny-depp-is-loved

herpsandbirds

tractorgoth

Mood. Have to add my other fave Darwin Being Hyperfixated On Invertebrate Taxonomy quote

monidoll

Tip: you can microwave stale croissant for 15-20 seconds and it will become soft and warm and nice. Cut it open, put butter in it. Peace and love

evil-tips

Tip: you can refrigerate stale croissant for 3-6 hours and it will become mushy and cold and unpleasant. It won't cut well, so just put a big clump of cold, hard butter on it. Strife and hatred.

maidthings

Tip: you can do nothing to a stale croissant for any arbitrary length of time and it will remain as is. Do not cut it, or add butter. Stasis and stagnation.

8ball-wizard

Tip: you can cast Butter Blast on practically any pile of pastries to make them absolutely fucking soaked in butter. it's excessive and a little gross. magic and power.

rotting

still rotting

currently rotting

rotting again

Fridge vegetable push notifications

chrisdornerfanclub

kitschyfemme

having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have

scavengedluxury

One thing about the Euros is that the English still haven’t quite adjusted to the Queen dying so during the national anthem they keep singing “God Save The Quing” like there’s a non-binary monarch on the throne.