[maarigolds]

[lucifers-human-deactivated20200]

Mc: I want to be a caterpillar.

The brothers: Please explain...

Mc: Eat a lot. Sleep for a while and then wake up beautiful.

Satan: You know they only have a lifespan of about a week, right?

Mc: That just makes it more appealing.

Lucifer: Mc no...

[retrogamingblog2]

[thetrippytrip]

[puujima]

[saeyoungchoismaid]

THE TAIL BAHAHAHAHAHA

[nickson-lol]

U know we all Stan Luci's( and Mammon's) bunny tail ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

[shirothequeen]

Do it Lucifer.....just steal me away from my "nornal" life 😂

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why are birds so cursed

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch

2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy

i will never not resent this bird 

 3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears

No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better

put those AWAY.

4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.

also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.

5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything

6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle 

7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.

also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes

8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet

in conclusion, these birds exist to haunt me and this knowledge is a burden. birds exist to observe our sin; always watching, they are filled with malice. flee from them

[my-favorite-aesthetics]

EXCUSE ME THESE ARE AMAZING BIRDS

[science-side-of]

These are all great for creature design excuse me

[tiny-prof]

youth

[belphie-in-wonderland]

Some edits I made of the Diavolo dress emoji, I even edited Diavolo’s to be a bit better. I made them to use on discord, but decided to share them with y’all as well. x3 

[Please Don’t Repost/Steal || If you use, credit would be appreciated]

[luna-mikaels]

They look so pretty!! 😂🥰

[shirothequeen]

GTFO I LOVE LUCIFERS SOOO MUCH!!! Lucifer dont kill me 😂😅😅😅

[cloviaglade]

Oh how the mighty have fallen....

[fellulahh]

Obey Me predictive text game!

Type: I want [favourite character] to lick my (PREDICTIVE TEXT) because it’d make me feel (PREDICTIVE TEXT UNTIL A COMPLETE SENTENCE)

Here’s mine: I want Lucifer to lick my cheek because it’d make me feel like I was drinking

[luna-mikaels]

I want Asmo to lick my lips because it'd make me feel better.

😅😅 Well, it's not wrong... 😏😏

@kuro-dahlia @nannynicky @shirothequeen @lovelyotakukitten

[shirothequeen]

Oh shit here we go then 😅

I want Lucifer to lick my face because it'd make me feel like I was going to sleep with him.

.........the actual fuck 😂😂😂

@aix-x

@pridecomesbeforethefall

@cigarettebreath666

[aix-x]

I want Beel to lick my head because it'd make me feel better.

Yeah I guess that's accurate (?

[greediee]

all the love all in one place! <3

[kimbapchan]

I did a thing (◕▿◕✿)

[charmancler]

my phone’s dying and i’m sort of jealous

[niuniente]

Kevin the Kitten (Vanessa Stockard) animated by Jenni Pasanen  https://www.instagram.com/p/CATfqhqgO1Q/?igshid=13vl67k4n0fue

[stupidmamm0n]

Lucifer, to Diavolo: if I’m ever gone, MC may meet someone else. And I want her to be happy.

Lucifer: so his death must appear to be accidental.

[shirothequeen]

.....good to know 😂😂 and what are diavolo reply?

Diavolo: Don't worry I have your back! However, I'll do you one better...I'll make sure to keep her happy if you're gone. *big grin*

Lucifer:

@pridecomesbeforethefall

@the-demons-luna

[saint-cichol-is-watching]

Two reasons for why Levi should have been a seal in the last event

One : Seals are sea animals and Leviathan is originally a sea monster

Two : They go "boing boing"

And Levi would have been adorable bouncing aroung the house trying to follow everyone

[full-moon-fox]

I... I can envision it now

Our little awkward seal

[saint-cichol-is-watching]

Look ! A MASTERPIECE !

[full-moon-fox]

Why do I feel like this isn't even his final form 😂

[saint-cichol-is-watching]

Final form you said...

[thehouseoflamentation]

My one and only contribution to this post....

[aix-x]

I was checking my phone when suddenly

What's going on?????

@shirothequeen you keep the copy, gimme the holy water