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Everything is more fun when I do it with you 💕 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzlf1n9FRX0/?igshid=gwpzdrp8hw3d
I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired
jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him
So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:
John Mulaney - early 20th century
Eric Andre - Probably 17th century or so.
Taika Waititi - Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare
Keanu Reeves - We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.
Jeff Goldblum - 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.
Tommy Wiseau - Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.
this is david lynch erasure
Who are the female immortals?
Jenny Slate - Jazz Age Darling, bffs with Alice Roosevelt
Helena Bonham Carter - Refused an invitation to dine with Queen Victoria based on her treatment of the Irish
Lucy Liu - ran away from home to join Ching Shih, 19th century Pirate Queen’s crew. Was considered too soft for fighting and was given an accordion
Bjork - 14th century Icelandic healer accused of witchcraft, also possibly a selkie
Whoopie Goldberg - present during the Conquest of Constantinople but don’t bring it up around her, it’s too fresh in her mind
Tilda Swinton - found sleeping in a peat bog. Carbon dating inconclusive
This is Florence Welch erasure
Florence Welch is from the romantic era but she doesn’t remember any historical events because she’s spent the past few centuries floating down rivers like ophelia, only alive and singing about girls with suspicious levels of longing for someone “straight”.
Home sweet home 🤟🏻 https://www.instagram.com/p/BroFk3cDNuK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17e9to8pg72y2
Me to myself while laying on the floor crying: stop being so god damn irrational you pussy ass bitch !!!!!!
I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted
I have a very tired heart
I want rough sex not a rough life
it’s ok
i’m crying now? i needed this.