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Guillermo, human thrall and huge fan of Armand from Interview With A Vampire: I can't wait to see which Hispanic actor they casted to play in the reboot!

Guillermo, after watching the reboot: I'm not angry just disappointed

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #interview with a vampire #armand

I'm just going to say it...Dr. Pepper Creamy Coconut is WAY better than Dr. Pepper Strawberries & Cream

#dr. pepper #dr. pepper creamy coconut #dr. pepper strawberries & cream #dr. pepper discourse

ao3-shenanigans

WE MADE IT FOLKS!!!

I find it absolutely hilarious that Ned Stark was sweating bullets over Robert "Started A War Because A Girl Rejected Him And Ran Off With Another Man" Baratheon possibly recognizing the Targaryen in Jon Snow and not worried that Cersei "Rhaegar Groupie" Lannister would take one look at him and go hmm.

The list of people who would see Rhaegar in Jon Snow before Robert does: Barristan Selmy (kingsguard), Jaime Lannister (kingsguard), Jon Connington (rhaegar groupie #1/was in love with rhaegar), Oberyn Martell (rhaegar's brother-in-law), Cersei Lannister (rhaegar groupie #2), Balerion the Cat (rhaegar's daughters pet), AND THEN Robert Baratheon

#game of thrones #a song of ice and fire #ned stark #jon snow #robert baratheon #cersei lannister #jaime lannister #barristan selmy #oberyn martell #jon connington #balerion the cat #rhaegar targaryen #asoiaf

(Rhaegar and Elia discussing Aegon's options for his future wife & queen if Rhaegar was still alive and not an ass hat)

Elia: You're being unreasonable! Aegon marrying Margaery Tyrell could help broker peace between the Reach and Dorne!

Rhaegar: UNREASONABLE?!

Rhaegar: Do you remember the last time a Targaryen married a Hightower?!

Elia: Margaery is not a Hightower her mother is

Rhaegar: DRAGONS, ELIA! WE COULD HAVE HAD DRAGONS!

#game of thrones #house of the dragon #rhaegar targaryen #elia martell #this is just some nonsense I thought of while at work #aegon vi targaryen #margaery tyrell #dragons #the dance of the dragons #the reach #dorne #westeros

*pie is somehow someway mentioned*

Orym: *has war flashbacks of Byroden*

#critical role #exandria unlimited #orym of the air ashari #pies #so many pies

"and beasts became monsters of horn and ivory"

Okay I know that Tolkien meant some monstrous being when writing that but can you imagine and this is just a headcanon that eventually Melkor just fucked off somewhere to build a home and along the way, he somehow invented like deer or elk and the Valar just overreacted because they have never seen such an animal before so of course it has to be evil!