alfie

it/its | 19 | tomarry & batjokes enthusiast

[alfiisha]

hey i’m alfie :) i’m on twitter and ao3 find me there!

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[alfiisha]

tomarry/harrymort venom au where scarcrux can manifest like the symbiote … 🙂‍↕️

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

at this point we should just babygirlify the joker

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the first tag. the very first tag. tumblr you never fail to disappoint

[bearie]

kittens conversation:

hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile

other kittens: yeah

[curiosity-killed]

There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

[dezmondmyles]

being in a fandom long term: urrrrrrrrrrgh not this shitty argument again we’ve covered this

[duplicitywrites]

adventures of veedoll 💖 (x)

[bulkhummus]

I LOVE BED

[bulkhummus]

I LOVE PILLOW

[bulkhummus]

I LOVE BLANKEY

[thoodleoo]

now all the ladies on the floor start mourning! *everyone starts tearing at their hair and faces and and using bar stools to create a makeshift funeral pyre while i publicly parade the body of julius caesar onto the dance floor*

[passionpeachy]

snail collection. which one’s your fav? 🐌

[passionpeachy]

you can get all of these snails in a sticker sheet btw ⭐️

[goldenzingy46]

@alfiisha

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i recommend being a fan of 1 problematic piece of media at least once in your life

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

believe it or not, someone being a fan of a shitty series doesn't mean they agree with and/or approve of every little thing that is ever presented within this piece of media.

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

and no steven universe is not problematic media

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

no offense but everyone tagging this with like miraculous ladybug or some shit. miraculous is not fucking problematic either it's made for like 8 year olds. 😭 please learn to consume content meant for people your own age if you're gonna consider tv shows meant for literal children problematic in any sort of capacity lmao i do not care how annoying the fandoms are, some of the things people are tagging this with and going "omg yea THIS series is probably the most problematic thing i can think of!" and then it's the literal embodiment of this picture

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

see this post was a joke post but now i am taking away the word problematic from everyone and putting it on a high shelf forever. sorry! what if we all exploded

[ao3-top-batfam-ships-bracket]

Top AO3 Batfamily Ships Bracket: Round 5

Tim Drake/Kon-El vs Joker/Bruce Wayne

Tim Drake/Kon-El

Joker/Bruce Wayne

Voting ended onJul 18, 2024

[lovertm]

slug & snail nails by annaxnailz

[bepoucorp]

batman paw pads... [kind of a sequel to this]

[corpium]

It’s not a real Harrymort fic until Voldemort gifts Harry a severed head in a box.

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[alfiisha]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

heart-shaped box: ch. 5!

Harry Potter/Voldemort

Chapter summary: Dreams, articles, murders…

includes the unexpected return of someone from Harry’s past. a slightly darker lean towards the end of the chapter.