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my life is just one shitpost after the other he/him pronouns (Header and avatar are not mine.)

[funkyness]

minimalism is dead adopt the goblin way of life. fill your house with pebbles and shinnies.

[captainesc]

[otter-byte]

Fuck you she’d never do that

[buzzfeed]

McDonald’s Just Called Trump “A Disgusting Excuse Of A President” On Twitter

The tweet, briefly pinned to the fast food restaurant’s account, was quickly deleted (of course).

[funnylime]

[beynons]

BYE THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE

[akiraita]

[mrclassyclass]

Call an ambulance…

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justpudding-deactivated20210818]

despite all my fat im still just a rat in a hat

[shroomfucker]

Ah, to be a sleepy prison guard on the way to a chair by the cell of an adventurer… Maybe I will wear my oversize ring of keys extra loose tonight.. who knows what could happen if I were to uh… doze off.. ;)

[powerfulwizard]

You have a choice between destroying the political cartoon art style or the family guy/CAD/goanimate art style

[powerfulwizard]

[mutedoggy-deactivated20221114]

[logarto]

none of you are allowed to badmouth winnie the pooh. i will find out and i will destroy you.

[thegoblincache]

Great Goblin Gift Ideas

~For the Goblins in your life~

-A Trip to The Thrift Shop with a $50 free for all -Pebbles you found on a hike in the woods -Spare Buttons -Worms -those plastic jewels, you know the ones -A Box to hold treasures -or a nice draw string bag -Daggers -Fingerless Gloves -A Beanie Hat -Keys -Bottles of unusual shape or Size (bonus if they are both) -Light Blocking Curtains -A Boot Scraper -A Toad -Spare Coins or Game Tokens

[northernlib]

[strengthins0lidarity]

You’re 0-2 is my new favorite shade.

[wondrousworld]

So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it

[pinknegg]

I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

i (big baller) am wondering if anyone here smokes weed (narcotic)

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

[hollowboobtheory]

reblog if you’re a lesbian, support lesbians, or think ted bundy is ugly

[theinturnetexplorer]

Hero Rats

[morseapple-deactivated20200920]

@jitterbugjive

[87octane]

THEY’RE SO CUTE AND GOOD AND SMART AND HAVE JOB

[petite-guignol]

I’ll always reblog hero rats!

this same species is also trained to identify tuberculosis in samples by smell, meaning they can test for TB at a rapid rate with a high accuracy :)

The organization that trains the rats is APOPO 

[mylittleredgirl]

You can sponsor a rat and you will get adorable personalized emails telling you how well “your” rat is doing! I did this for my sister a few years ago and she’s still getting emails about Martok the HeroRat’s mine-clearing successes and called it the best gift ever.

[gokuma]

SPONSOR  A  RAT

[schaudwen]

Here is the page for a pop rat sponsorship!

[babyanimalgifs]

Did you know goats grow on trees 🐐 

Video by @ash.agahi

[cheruib]

oh haven’t you heard???? things will get better and you will be okay

[greyhyms-deactivated20220506]

people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg.   even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus!!!! will be home soon!!!”   like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE.  I WILL SEE U AT HOME.  LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET.