Chaos... Basically

I wish I were a bot, thinking hurts... also i don't tag so... you may block me ig

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[bludraws094]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: How to reshape a physical form with pulled‑sugar (cr糖柏虎-)

[depsidase]

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

this is really resonating with the subjects

[qin-shi-huang-di]

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

I’m an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline

[qin-shi-huang-di]

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

[qin-shi-huang-di]

I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!

[diet-poison]

the Terracotta Army guy?

[qin-shi-huang-di]

🙄 you build ONE funerary complex with 8000 life-sized statues of soldiers, horses and generals and suddenly you’re “the terracotta army guy.” 🙄 execution.

[slimlimit]

Stumbling across this makes me feel like a dad whos walked into their kids room beer in hand and seeing them roleplay starwars fights i do not belong here but god its entertaining

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

to be clear in this scenario im the jedi and im winning

[totally-cis-offical]

Grace: “I have the entire internet on here. Let’s find a movie to watch”

Grace: “…”

Grace: “What do you mean she downloaded Goncharov?”

[totally-cis-offical]

During preparations, Stratt hired directors, writers, and actors to secretly make Goncharov real

[janedoodlee]

[sniperisland]

just checking :)

[mysharona1987]

[tamamita]

It should be noted that they blocked it because of animal rights and not human rights. They were more concerned about the crocodiles than the Palestinians they are torturing.

[funny-tik-toks]

[wafflebloggies]

I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO UNMUTE,

[iveofficiallygonemad]

Captions:

Gaston: "Everyone knows her father's a lunatic. He was in there tonight, raving-"

Fast placed music plays as the scene changes.

Gaston: "Whoa! Slow down Maurice."

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[gayvampyr]

cc leaves out the important fact that when she squeezes her boob it makes a squeaky toy sound

[omghotmemes]

Bought a new generator and thoroughly reading the instructions.

[pocketss]

what if it GETS her though 😥

[sunbentshadows]

tiktok that is good

[dogpuppy]

[bakersfield-row]

[kdefenestrates]

[normalenjoyer]

CW : LOUD SOUND ( THIS IS REALLY LOUD, I’m not joking )

[subatomic-swag-deactivated20240]

[zoesupreme]

no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

[theprofessional-amateur]

Keep me company but stay out of my way. The dream.

[beardedmrbean]

One of these days I'm gonna give in to the temptation