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Incorrect bbc Merlin quotes

Merlin to Morgana: what's your obsession with Emrys? Do you have a crush on him or something?

Morgana: I'm gay Merlin

Merlin: well maybe Emrys is too

[gabstriessomethingnew]

Leon trying to have a heart to heart with a returned Arthur over all the magic Merlin hid: Yeah, when I learned that Merlin didn't know how to juggle until the 1400s I fully stopped talking to him for a decade. These things sort of sneak up on you until they kind of blow up.

Arthur, anger in his eyes and breathes coming out hot and heave: Merlin didn't know how to juggle when we were at Queen Annis’s castle?

Leon: You're missing the point, I'm saying it's ok to take your time with the lies and parse them out slowly so that they don't get overwhelming, and you act out of anger over something super minor. I mean, it was slightly cruel of us to ask us to embarrass himself in the first place, in front of a foreign court, so I understand why he used magic-

Arthur, clearly not listening: MERLIN DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO JUGGLE!

Elyan, from three rooms away: MERLIN DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO JUGGLE?

Merlin, entering the room, eating a bowl of cereal, with a huge smirk on his face: I didn't know how to juggle!

[mandoriana]

New servants being introduced to the prince’s servant.

Old servant: That’s Merlin…

New servant: Cool, he seems nice.

Old servant: He’s not. He hears and knows everything around here. One moment he can be your best friend, and the next, kill you if he thinks you’re a threat to his treasure.

New servant *sweating bullets*: Message received, I won’t go near that guy’s money.

Old servant *confused*: Money? No, Merlin’s treasure is the prince. The bastard serves our prince as if he were serving God, so you better serve the prince as if you worship the ground he walks on, or Merlin might think it’s better to get rid of you.

New servant *nervous laugh*: Talking like that, it sounds like a cult…

Old servant: It is a cult. The prince is God, and Merlin is his most faithful devotee. We are the followers and will be sacrificed if Merlin thinks it’s best.

New servant: 😰

[littlefangs00]

Do you think Uther remembers that he was the one who hired Merlin after saving Arthur's life? I imagine it like this:

-After Merlin did something clumsy again-

Uther: I don't get why do you keep that servant.

Uther: Why do you even hired it?

Arthur: I didn't.

Arthur: You did.

Uther: DID I?!?!?

Then he regrets.

[mandoriana]

Arthur: Do you really love me?

Merlin after almost two millennia waiting for him to return: You know, it's because of people like you that the Power Rangers announced their colors out loud.

[merlinmylove]

Arthur: We need to find Merlin and help him!

Mordred: He’ll be fine, don’t worry about him

Arthur: He’s a sorcerer, not a god!

Mordred:…

Mordred: so funny story

[runboybeneaththemoon]

[wishiwasadruid]

Gwaine: Arthur asked me to pretend to be his boyfriend because his father is homophobic and wants him to date a noble but he ended up hating me so much that he was relieved when he found out Arthur was actually dating Merlin

Lancelot: Task failed successfully

Leon: Congratulations on being so awful you destroyed century old prejudices

[ash-or-somethings]

Merlin: Remember that time Gwen tried to kill Arthur and framed me for it?

Arthur: What?

Gwen: *Ignoring Arthur* Remember the time you spent like two days ACTUALLY trying to kill Arthur, and Gaius and I had to keep knocking you out?!

Arthur: I'M SORRY?!?!

[shyjusticewarrior]

Merlin: Gaslighting someone by saying they're too smart to be gaslit so you're not gaslighting them.

Arthur: This would work on me.

Merlin: No it wouldn't. You're too smart.

[underthemoony]

merlin is allergic to minding his business i understand why arthur calls him an idiot all the time

[allineedisonedream]

They give me the sillys, I’m gonna combust.

I think this is the last post of them for a while. I finally got them out of my system, though I still have some ideas I want to finish someday.^^

[shyjusticewarrior]

My Merlin polycule

Arthur's partners: Merlin, Gwen

Merlin's partners: Arthur, Lancelot, Gwaine

Gwen's partners: Arthur, Lancelot

Lancelot's partners: Merlin, Gwen

[shyjusticewarrior]

Honorary mentions to dead wife Freya and doomed yuri Gwen x Morgana

[sobedoodles]

I’m still exploring an older Lloyd design… not quite feeling it yet🙂‍↕️

[idkhowtomakethis]

Donkey Arthur x Dragon Merlin-

Oh my God it all circles back to shrek

[ramblings-of-a-chaotic-neutral]

This probably won't happen in my Eldritch Merlin fic, but I think that a scene like this would be funny!

Merlin: *Is in his true form as Emrys, which takes the form of golden, twisting strands of magic surrounded by an uncountable number of glimmering eyes centered around a blindingly bright golden light, its shape ever changing and fluid, emanating pure magic and power*

Emrys: *Speaking despite not having an actual mouth* Be not afraid!

Most of the knights: AHHH HOLY FUCK!

Leon: Sighs

Gwaine: ... You know what? Smash.

Arthur: *Turns to Gwaine* Be more afraid!

[ramblings-of-a-chaotic-neutral]

A silly short Merlin au inspired by that one post where Merlin is put on trial in the blorbo court:

An evil sorcerer manages to capture Arthur, Merlin, and the knights as revenge for what Camelot did to the druids. However, this sorcerer is a devout follower of the old gods, so he decides to put Arthur on trial for his crimes against magic to let the gods pass judgement on him. After all, Emrys would surely show no mercy towards the son of the tyrant who burned Emrys's temples and slaughtered his worshippers.

So the sorcerer performs the ritual to summon Emrys, who appears looking like an eldritch monstrosity. It's a good thing everyone's too distracted by the glowing, incomprehensible god in front of them to notice that Merlin's soul has just been forcefully yanked from his body.

Of course, Arthur and the knights are terrified. They're bound, weaponless, and their hindbrains are telling them to run away now! The sorcerer, meanwhile, is giddy. He welcomes Emrys and presents Arthur to him, inviting him to judge the son of the butcher king as he sees fit.

Merlin, at this point, is just pissed. Getting one's soul yanked out from you body isn't exactly a pleasant experience! And now this nuisance who just kidnapped all of them was demanding that he kill Arthur!

But Merlin decides to play along for a bit, just to make this sorcerer suffer for his idiotic choice in trying to kill Arthur. So, Merlin replies, "he is innocent."

The entire room falls silent. Everyone looks at him in shock, but perhaps no one looked as shocked as Arthur. The beat of silence passed quickly though, as the sorcerer starting yelling.

"What?! How can that be true? Lord Emrys, you surely must know of this man's crimes against magic, against your people! He must be punished!"

"I am the judge here, aren't I? I say that he is innocent. You, on the other hand, are not."

Emrys then wastes no time in striking the fool down with lightning. Honestly, who did he think he was, making such demands? Arthur was Emrys's favorite mortal, he could do no wrong in Emrys's eyes!

TL;DR:

Arthur gets put on trial for crimes against magic, but Merlin declares him innocent because Arthur is his favorite little guy!