A wild tale.

[buzzfeedrewind]

[unclefather]

I’ll come in there, Josh. I’ll come in there and I’ll get it myself. 

[harpie-lady]

Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me:

[bioillogically]

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

[roslips]

Anybody else thinking about dick?

[cocoanobutter]

All the time

[bustanutsquash-deactivated20170]

oh, well being an asexual i ACTUALLY think about REAL things like SCIENCE.

[roslips]

Literally no one asked

[regularbread]

she sayin dick ain’t real?

[graveyardstuffers-deactivated20]

Me when i have to reblog from the source because u couldnt control your dumb ass comments

[delightfuldisney]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

[weallheartonedirection]

[httpgangstaaa]

[2000ish]

[victorpopejr]

Future just hit Iverson with a skip turn. Kobe a turn away from calling uno but Beyoncé gotta Draw 4 waiting for him

[innerpeaceonly]

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

[redactedc]

I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY

[56blogsstillcrazy]

[we-love-short-videos-blog]

[jopolniaczek]

that golden moment when your “useless knowledge” comes up in conversation and you sound like the smartest person in the room but really you just spend too much time on wikipedia

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[meta-xylene]