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(a witty greeting and a really interesting description of me and my blog)

[burgrs]

took my cat to the vet the other day and the vet goes “well I don’t see anything wrong here…. he’s just a VERY handsome boy” & i almost teared up

[burgrs]

my HANDSOME boy…

[officialpizzarat]

During the 1980s, more gay men died in New York City during the AIDS crisis than all recorded deaths of American soldiers in Vietnam. You need to know that.

[mundanemelusina]

448,060 vs 58,220 btw

[heroofthreefaces]

That’s a goddam order of magnitude

[mawbwehownets]

ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked

[paxamericana]

[scenereport]

I know a lot of landlords are jerks but my favorite landlord ever was an older eccentric gay man and whenever something went wrong in my apartment he would always say “I’ll send one of the boys over.” And then some absolutely shredded young man would show up in white jeans, exceptionally polite, and fix it the same day.

[yo-fuckers]

you had the only valid landlord ever

[methoxydimethyltryptamine-deact]

Girl’s night out (of body experience)

[errorschacha]

Local cable company discovered we’re gay or smt and is now slamming us w/ (approximately) targeted mailings.

[errorschacha]

We keep getting these.

[greentracksuitgohan-deactivated]

Does this count as a micro aggression

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

[twitterlols]

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[heckannoying-deactivated2014010]

listening to music in your room like

[acoolguy]

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

[bisexualwario]

ccant relate

[jonbutter]

why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

[whitepeopletwitter]

[agentkimballcho]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[antiteen]

in 3rd grade i invited my teacher to my birthday party and she never came

[best-of-turnblr]

IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE