minor threat

Henry Queen. Eighteen years old and all that.

[your-lovely-lily-blog]

Okay, when I say I need my personal space, I mean like…back up at least ten feet away from me. You can’t just move one inch back. 

[your-lovely-lily-blog]

[henrysqueen-blog]

If I back up anymore I'll end up falling off this bench. Give me room.

[henrysqueen-blog]

Chicago, Illinois

Costa Rica

New York City, New york

Las Vegas, Nevada

Seattle, Washington

[alice-campbell-archive]

Oh— right, well, I guess there’s… uh, there could be that side effect, as well. And I can’t watch you melt and have it be my fault, so. No new hats from me, if only to keep my conscious clear.

[henrysqueen-blog]

Helping me look for my phone sounds great though. The whole retracing my steps thing never seems to work out for me when I lose stuff.

[alice-campbell-archive]

I don’t know about the whole buying you a new phone thing— but I could totally make you a hat. I mean, I knit sometimes. Though now that I think of it, a knitted hat probably wouldn’t be entirely appropriate for the summer… in Mexico, so I guess I’m actually no help to you whatsoever? Um. We could always retrace your steps. You know, see if we can find your phone.

[henrysqueen-blog]

A knit hat wouldn't be the best idea, yeah. 'Cause I'm already so hot you know, I'd end up melting. 

[julia--farrell]

You were actually the one who had the best car ride of their life. Literally, I was the one who was doing the riding.

Go ask your mommy and daddy for a new one.

[henrysqueen-blog]

Yeah but then we switched halfway. I think. Suddenly I'm suffering from memory loss.

My "mommy" and "daddy" don't have bottomless bank accounts like yours.

[gwenmurray-archives-deactivated]

That must mean you don’t care about your hat, Henry. I’m almost pretty sure no one stole it. I mean, who does that? And okay, that was only at first — watching you trip over nothing and kill a dozen frogs got a little boring over time.

…… Alright, okay, stop looking at the pajamas. This is getting a little humiliating.

[henrysqueen-blog]

Don't use the k word, you know that all I did was sacrifice them to the chemistry gods.

You're probably the one who stole my hat. Let me search you.

[alice-campbell-archive]

Sounds like someone’s not having the best day. [grimaces] Sorry, I shouldn’t make light of it. That actually sounds really stressful. Anything I can do to help or— something?

[henrysqueen-blog]

Do you want to buy me a new phone? Or a new hat, but preferably the phone.

[julia--farrell]

Then no, sorry, it’s gone forever. You should probably check the trash cans, I’m sure it’s in the same one that I threw that flip phone away in.

[henrysqueen-blog]

Why cant you just, buy me a new one? You owe me from when I gave you the best car ride of your life anyway, we'll just call it even. 

[julia--farrell]

Was your phone a flip phone? Because I just threw one of those in the garbage this morning.

[henrysqueen-blog]

Do I look like a Flintstone? It's an iPhone. 

[gwenmurray-archives-deactivated]

Are you even sure someone stole it? I mean, no offense, but you’re disorganized and careless as fuck. You were actually the worst lab partner ever — you always misplaced the scalpel. You also always made things explode and broke a lot of test tubes, but that’s beside the point.

And fuck you, I love my monkey pajamas.

[henrysqueen-blog]

I'm never disorganized when it comes to things that I care about. And I don't know why you're complaining about lab when you know that I was the only thing that made that class exciting.

Hey, they're nice. I'm a big fan of the shorts.

[all-hale-mason]

No.

[henrysqueen-blog]

Thank you for your help. Real useful.

[gwenmurray-archives-deactivated]

You woke everyone up for that? Is that an okay thing to do now? You’re terrible, oh my God. I’m gonna need you to shut up, sit in a corner, and maybe reevaluate your whole life. Also, literally nobody’s ever seen you with a hat on, so please stop talking about it, and I might consider not stabbing you in the chest with, like… debris or whatever.

[henrysqueen-blog]

No one's ever seen me with a hat on because someone stole it from me on day one! Also, your threats seem less.....threatening when you're wearing monkey pajamas.

[all-hale-mason]

Some of us have bigger things to worry about.

[henrysqueen-blog]

Yes and this is my thing to worry about. So you haven't seen either of them yet?

[all-hale-mason]

Seriously?

[henrysqueen-blog]

What? Neither of those objects were cheap.

[henrysqueen-blog]

Would it be a bad time to mention that I lost my really expensive phone and can't find it anywhere? Oh, and my hat is still gone, if anyone would like to fess up to stealing it.

[alice-campbell-archive]

I think… there might be some giant animation thing of it near the end? You know, this is the perfect opportunity for you to exercise patience. Because until then, you’re going to look at all these displays with me.

[henrysqueen-blog]

I came here because I was told that there was a dragon, not because I wanted to see displays. I'm never listening to you again.

[alice-campbell-archive]

This place is so cool…

[henrysqueen-blog]

Where's the dragon? There's supposed to be a dragon.