Alice sucked into the fandom void

I am just a little restless. I am a 29 year old bisexual woman, trying to find my place. I am way too deep into the fandom hell

[beelumi]

Since it's already oct 3rd in japan, happy fma day 🌸

[tentacleteapot]

"would you fuck your clone" = boring, who cares, the answer says nothing about you other than whether or not you're your own type

"would you fuck MY clone" = unexpected, high potential to cause a lot of 'why would you fuck my clone and not me?' drama, reasonable question to ask if you're a mad scientist

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[beelock]

He said that he’d rather have anyone but you. Anyone.

[cumvvelt]

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

[thedupshadove]

"I know a guy" = "I have a useful contact."

"I know a man" = "I am about to tell you a story."

[ivyblooms]

The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

I also cant stop thinking about gay sex at work but i never get the afternoon off because of it :c

[jessebloom]

[drumcorpshero]

Spoopy Season Safety

[massacre-girlypop]

Oh my god reblog to save a me thank you

[cotardkindrome1999]

Reblogging even though it's way past Halloween bc this is an important reminder!

[suotar]

Stay away from anything with charcoal during this season if you are on ANY medication!!!

[moonyinpisces-deactivated202502]

the thing about bbc sherlock potentially coming back is that we’ve always been so back already so it doesn’t even matter. we’ve been in a perpetual state of so back since 1895. i eat so back for breakfast lunch and dinner. ring ring. hello? it’s were so back, the call’s for you. the day i’m not so back for bbc sherlock assume i’m either dead or in witness protection program to escape martin freeman’s rage for being pulled back into another season. mr gorbachev, tear down that hiatus, we’re so back

[ladyshinga]

[maplebunie]

[raqhaelia-deactivated20241212]

from a young age i knew i wanted to give up when things got hard

[turtleswillburgle]

(the inevitable release of drawtectives season 3 fills you with determination)

[whimsicaltismhusband]

[theirisianprincess]

Me and my mutuals

[lithominium]

Reblog to give prev a giant isopod

[spillsnchills]

When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I see that, and raise you a character who knows they’ve been shot, but waits until the rest of their crew is out of sight to put their hand against the slowly spreading stain of blood on their shirt, then trying to steady their breathing so they can follow without letting on how injured they are.

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Okay but like the character who doesn’t realize they’ve been hurt trying to see if everyone else is okay only to slowly realize that everyone is looking at them with mounting horror. Then they touch their side to find it’s wet and oh no

[kvothbloodless]

all 3 of you are evil but i admire, respect, and fear you

[sherlockbbcgifs]

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[sherlock-and-co-incorrect-quotes]

John, receiving a hateful message online: I don't know what to respond with

Sherlock, holding his hand out for the phone: Let me

Sherlock: *aggressive typing*

John: Don't be too harsh though

Sherlock: *aggressive deleting*