COLLY FUCKING WOBBLES

Emily | Boston, MA | MultiFandom I generally tag most things except text posts, if you need me to tag something for blacklist send a message. That's code for: I'm a mess kids. Fandoms are currently mostly Soccer (AFC, FCB, DFB), Marvel, and misc movies, but there will be a smattering of other random shows such as Kingsman, Community, Parks and Rec, and OTH, with a lot of funny/text posts. My favorite pastime is enjoying ridiculous photos of Colin Firth. My Unfortunate Firth photos tag. I change my url a lot, you can track that here. currently tracking: nothing just message me

[tony-hawks-underground]

[phantomrose96]

“Tumblr age verification will not be needed,” tumblr staff stated upon confirming every single blog on the site is more than 10 years old.

“If you were literate enough to be posting about Johnlock in 2015 we can kind of just assume you’re good,” staff elaborated even though we did not ask them to.

[1anonyymous1]

🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today

[corporationsarepeople]

[toomanyvocals]

VINCE GILLIGAN: I hate AI. (Variety; Deadline)

[kosmogrl]

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[yardsards]

i was hanging out with someone i had just met and i made reference to the fact that i'm a congenital amputee

and they were like "WAIT THAT'S REAL???"

and i was like HUH

and they were like "oh i have poorly managed psychosis and sometimes hallucinate that the people i'm looking at have the wrong amount of body parts. i just assumed i was hallucinating your hand the whole time i was talking to you"

deeply funny interaction of disabilities here lol

[yardsards]

help why is this post blowing up

i'm like 80% sure they have a tumblr too what if they end up seeing this and recognize me at the devil's sacrament

i'm not gonna turn off reblogs tho. that's the coward's way out.

[scenerwiththegreenery]

reblog to help op meet their friend's eyes at the devil's sacrament

[beardedmrbean]

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.

[your-local-foxgirl]

Common misconception! This is actually a fuck!

[thegertie]

(Yeah, that’s never not getting reblogged…)

[beardedmrbean]

This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something really violent about eating a burrito. Biting a hole in that thing. A sandwich or a taco is different, it's already open, but a well-wrapped burrito is like a complete living thing in your hand, the taut skin protecting a complex network if internal organs. And you put a hole in it, maul it for sustenance, like a wolf on the open plain tearing the throat from a living gazelle. Or perhaps like a guy living in an infested apartment catching a white rat in his hands and just biting into it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This post would not be gaining this much traction on a normal website

[umpireofpopculture]

[thememedaddy]

[paramoregf]

this tweet is literally never not on my mind