Cat ramblings

[menpale]

[jestercackles]

@explainingthejoke 

You’re probably annoyed that this isn’t a joke I need help with, but I hope you’re having a good day and thank you for being around, honestly. ♥

[explainingthejoke]

What a sweet post! Thank you. I like those dogs.

[dayglowreflection-deactivated20]

[babelady]

how to become a mother

1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Okay now what

[chris-t-human]

take good care of your son

[lord-kitschener]

Congratulation

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

im having an asthma attack

[norewardisworththis]

[deadcharlieandhisorchestra-deac]

Bug, help me be more like you

[ashestoashesjc]

the true genderfluid icon

[did-you-know]

Sleight-of-hand artist Apollo Robbins is so stealthy that he once started a conversation with Jimmy Carter’s Secret Service agents and had everything out of their pockets within minutes. They were completely unaware that he’d acquired their badges, watches, Carter’s itinerary, and the keys to his motorcade. Source Source 2

Photo: Frederick M. Brown/Getty

Via The New Yorker:

“In more than a decade as a full-time entertainer, Robbins has taken (and returned) a lot of stuff, including items from well-known figures in the worlds of entertainment (Jennifer Garner, actress: engagement ring); sports (Charles Barkley, former N.B.A. star: wad of cash); and business (Ace Greenberg, former chairman of Bear Stearns: Patek Philippe watch).

He is probably best known for an encounter with Jimmy Carter’s Secret Service detail in 2001. While Carter was at dinner, Robbins struck up a conversation with several of his Secret Service men. Within a few minutes, he had emptied the agents’ pockets of pretty much everything but their guns.

Gifs via: youtube/NBC

Robbins brandished a copy of Carter’s itinerary, and when an agent snatched it back he said, “You don’t have the authorization to see that!” When the agent felt for his badge, Robbins produced it and handed it back. Then he turned to the head of the detail and handed him his watch, his badge, and the keys to the Carter motorcade.”

[therealelvira]

“Please, I don’t think we need to resort to name calling. This Elvira woman is just a person of “easy virtue”. A purveyor a pulchritude… a one one-woman Sodom and Gomorrah, if you will…. A slimy, slithering succubus! A concubine, a street walker, a tramp, a slut, a cheap whore!!!!” - Chastity Pariah

[goth-waffles]

So I’m re-posting some of my old GIFs

I usually am pretty self conscious about my butt, but I’m pretty happy how it looks in these pictures~

[mystisettyylit]

DAT ASS

[goth-waffles]

I’m genuinely surprised that after days of being down I managed to look so fab

[queefybuttcheeks]

when tf did batteries get so expensive

[doomsday519-deactivated20240507]

they been expensive. where u been?

[queefybuttcheeks]

shoplifting

[addicted-to-his-knife]

Pavi approves. Your sister has a bright future ahead.

[dappermouth]

my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

[fuckuforeverandeverwearedone-de]

when channing tatum was 16 he dated a guy and he’s spoken about it in great length and referred to himself as not-straight so stop calling him part of straight culture lmao

[horsegirlharry]

CHANNING TATUM LOVES MEN and works really hard to remind everyone of that all the time and somehow it keeps getting rewritten and forgotten because queer erasure is WILD, support Channing Tatum, man, he’s the genuinely kind inoffensive white normy looking guy we all dream of existing but think can’t be real, Channing unicorn Tatum

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

It was so disappointing when he went to Pride after he came out, and was happy and dancing and waving his flags, then it was posted all over the place as “This is how you be a straight ally.”

[itsduhlux]

Channing Tatum is bisexual. Let’s use that word more often and not refer to bisexual people are “non-straight” because that is so silly. 

[svenyves]

Please use bisexual. It’s important people know that it is a sexuality. CALL BISEXUAL PEOPLE BISEXUAL.

[armandyke]

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

[deactivated-blog]

I don’t know who the artist is, but this wallpaper/background is BEAUTIFUL! Currently using it on my phone. 🎃🦇🕷🍁🍂🍄

[periodcorsets]

Color planning for stripes for custom burlesque corset #customcorsetry #bespokecorsetry #stripedcorset #burlesquecostume #burlesquecorset #circuscorset (at Seattle, Washington)