@explainingthejokeĀ
Youāre probably annoyed that this isnāt a joke I need help with, but I hope youāre having a good day and thank you for being around, honestly. ā„
What a sweet post! Thank you. I like those dogs.

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

shark vs the universe

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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I'd rather be in outer space šø

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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we're not kids anymore.

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@explainingthejokeĀ
Youāre probably annoyed that this isnāt a joke I need help with, but I hope youāre having a good day and thank you for being around, honestly. ā„
What a sweet post! Thank you. I like those dogs.
how to become a mother
1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation
Okay now what
take good care of your son
Congratulation
im having an asthma attack
Bug, help me be more like you
the true genderfluid icon
Sleight-of-hand artist Apollo Robbins is so stealthy that he once started a conversation with Jimmy Carterās Secret Service agents and had everything out of their pockets within minutes. They were completely unaware that heād acquired their badges, watches, Carterās itinerary, and the keys to his motorcade. SourceĀ Source 2
Photo: Frederick M. Brown/Getty
Via The New Yorker:
āIn more than a decade as a full-time entertainer, Robbins has taken (and returned) a lot of stuff, including items from well-known figures in the worlds of entertainment (Jennifer Garner, actress: engagement ring); sports (Charles Barkley, former N.B.A. star: wad of cash); and business (Ace Greenberg, former chairman of Bear Stearns: Patek Philippe watch).
He is probably best known for an encounter with Jimmy Carterās Secret Service detail in 2001. While Carter was at dinner, Robbins struck up a conversation with several of his Secret Service men. Within a few minutes, he had emptied the agentsā pockets of pretty much everything but their guns.
Gifs via: youtube/NBC
Robbins brandished a copy of Carterās itinerary, and when an agent snatched it back he said, āYou donāt have the authorization to see that!ā When the agent felt for his badge, Robbins produced it and handed it back. Then he turned to the head of the detail and handed him his watch, his badge, and the keys to the Carter motorcade.ā
āPlease, I donāt think we need to resort to name calling. This Elvira woman is just a person of āeasy virtueā. A purveyor a pulchritude⦠a one one-woman Sodom and Gomorrah, if you willā¦. A slimy, slithering succubus! A concubine, a street walker, a tramp, a slut, a cheap whore!!!!ā - Chastity Pariah
So Iām re-posting some of my old GIFs
I usually am pretty selfĀ consciousĀ about my butt, but Iām pretty happy how it looks in these pictures~
DAT ASS
Iām genuinely surprised that after days of being down I managed to look so fab
when tf did batteries get so expensive
they been expensive. where u been?
shoplifting
Pavi approves. Your sister has a bright future ahead.
my cat is licking himself loudlyĀ and wetly,Ā somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like thereās an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me
when channing tatum was 16 he dated a guy and heās spoken about it in great length and referred to himself as not-straight so stop calling him part of straight culture lmao
CHANNING TATUM LOVES MEN and works really hard to remind everyone of that all the time and somehow it keeps getting rewritten and forgotten because queer erasure is WILD, support Channing Tatum, man, heās the genuinely kind inoffensive white normy looking guy we all dream of existing but think canāt be real, Channing unicorn Tatum
It was so disappointing when he went to Pride after he came out, and was happy and dancing and waving his flags, then it was posted all over the place as āThis is how you be a straight ally.ā
Channing Tatum is bisexual. Letās use that word more often and not refer to bisexual people areĀ ānon-straightā because that is so silly.Ā
Please use bisexual. Itās important people know that it is a sexuality. CALL BISEXUAL PEOPLE BISEXUAL.
Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)Ā
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSEāS FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??Ā
I donāt know who the artist is, but this wallpaper/background is BEAUTIFUL! Currently using it on my phone. šš¦š·ššš
Color planning for stripes for custom burlesque corset #customcorsetry #bespokecorsetry #stripedcorset #burlesquecostume #burlesquecorset #circuscorset (at Seattle, Washington)