We’re All Mad Here

[alicesgreatadventure]

just accidentally redownloaded tumblr lmao everything that happened to me on this app was traumatizing

[saphore]

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

[danidoesathing]

“Will I see you when the night is over?”

Fuck that’s kinda sad

[isa-ghost]

“I’m stuck self-torturing, my meds are failing me.”

Oh.

[septic-dr-schneep]

“One side of me says ‘Stop so you don’t blow’; the other side says ‘What would I stop for?’”

RIP

[obsidiancreates]

“I’m a hooker selling songs.” WHY

[conk-creet]

“And i want these words to make things right.” oof .

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

“felt so close but you were far away”

feels from the Jonas Brothers

[romansleftshoulderpad]

“But every touch is ooh-la-la-la”

Why are my last words horny

[hanramz-the-fander]

“And I stared out in the distance cause it seemed so far away”

….ok then

[starsinger]

必然 必然 なるべくしてなる未来だ それ故 足掻け 

As far as I can figure out, since I can’t read or understand Japanese it says:  “It’s fate, it’s fate A future we achieve with all our might So continue to fight!“

[maya-tl]

“No, I won’t drop you.”

Those really do sound like some famous last words.

[teacupfulofstarshine]

“knew the bands so we never paid our cover”

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

“how’s your halo?”

oh ouch

[travis-the-extraordinary]

“All my life, I have been waiting for this”

Oooof

[bibwu-movedlol-deactivated20220]

“listen to the mariachi play at midnight”

alright

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

“A siren sounds like the goddess who promises endless apologies of paradise”

alright i suppose

[xo-danny]

“Let me go!”

Oh fuck

[motopoppp]

“I know it’s hard to escape the past and start it again”

Thats actually pretty deep. (from Old Scars/Future Hearts by ATL)

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

“My favorite flavored sweets are raspberry amphetamines” …not sure how i feel about this

[clownskincare]

“Bet you thought your little plan had gone without a hitch”

Ooh imma be a vengeful ghost

[unorthodoxsavvy]

“But we won’t break, we will fight, we will storm through the night -enslaved to their game nevermore”

Damn I’m powerful (and also vengeful)

[alicesgreatadventure]

“up ahead in the distance, i saw a shimmering light”

i must being recounting the story of the last time i died

[alicesgreatadventure]

TW self harm :(

i need advice!!! i have scars from when i used to self harm, and i feel like they are obvious when i wear bathing suits/anything where my hips are visible. is there anything that i can do to make them fade/make them less noticeable? my parents don’t know that i ever self harmed and they would flip their shit if they did. any and all suggestions would be appreciated!!!

[alicesgreatadventure]

unrequited love is a bitch <3

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

Oh my God I forgot! Frogs jump on lilypads!

[deathclassic]

[alicesgreatadventure]

*panicked tone*

WHAT ARE THOSE?

PECANS?

- my mother, upon seeing this photo

[tigerator]

[parthenogenon]

OP WHO’S “WE” ?? WHO THE FUCK IS “WE”? OP???

[ourobraxas]

[tigerator]

why did you have to do it to us

[tinglebottle435-blog]

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

the only true ally

[stay-off-the-hook]

くコ: 彡 くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡

Reblog those rainbow gay squids and something good will happen to you

[siriusblackfoot]

am I doing this right

[catsi]

in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet’s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes ‘oh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?’ and i was like ‘no i wanna be romeo’ and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Look™

she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao

[catsi]

in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move

[pureyiff-deactivated20171213]

[hotvampireadjacent]

when you run out of drama to make in your life you gotta start ant drama

[lord-kitschener]

99 Luftballons is German despacito

[cinnabargirl]

Das ist so traurig. Alexa, spiel 99 Luftballons.

[djcalvycakes]

When you been out with your crew and they ask if you ok but you in the shadow realm.

[classicartmeme]

[phdna]

As a teacher, I can confirm this is exactly what it looks like from our point of view