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Red He/They 23

[digitalsophie]

The doctor turns off my life support. I keep breathing. My heart keeps beating. In distant room, a basketball deflates.

[creepymutelilbugger]

[statictieflings-deactivated2020]

Reblog if you would wait with him in the rain

[transmadotsuki]

He inside tho

[sexualyactivetoyotaprius]

He doesnt want to get wet

[transmadotsuki]

why is he floating, also

[sexualyactivetoyotaprius]

Maybe he has a medical condition, mind your business

[heritage-post]

date of origin: March 11th, 2015

[samlickereightyone]

friday 13 you know what that means

[samlickereightyone]

the killer

[acasternaut]

[tomorrowillbeyou]

chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

[thatonelazyumsomething]

[gemwolfz]

i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"

[evilnicegirl]

little kids always latch onto the older cousin who is the most aloof to them they're like i am so sorry sweet old ladies who want to give me toys & candy but i do not give a fuck about you right now because i have GOT to go bother the unemployed 23 year old who wants to play call of duty in the dark in his room

[chromegnomes]

on hold with the pest control company for work, and their hold message seriously just hit me with

"did you know there are a million ants for every human on earth? someone will be with you shortly"

[chromegnomes]

i'm so afraid they're gonna connect me with my million ants

[hmmbo]

it's taking so long because they can only pick one of the million ants to take your call and all of them want a chance

[felitomkinson]

[felitomkinson]

[podcastwizard]

you know that post that's like "if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth gets you to brush your teeth go for it" well today i texted my friends and asked them to pretend to be wizards sending me on a grand quest to eat lunch and buy hand soap and it worked so well i put a load of laundry in and did the dishes too so. i don't know what the lesson is here but maybe give that a try

[stillons-deactivated20230901]

im kinda bored of this whole computers thing. i think tomorrow im gonna go outside and see if i find some kind of creature to look at

[wizardshark]

Deactivated.... Op did it boys

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[ellevandersneed]

a puppy dog has hatched from a forlorn egg

[conzoop]

oh shit for real? I must consult the oracle

[ellevandersneed]

oracle high off volcanic fumes: "trans allegory"

[postdespair]

[spongedyke-deactivated20221017]

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who wants to play chess or checkers

[campyvillain]

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i eated them and left one crumb . fuck your whole life

[spongedyke-deactivated20221017]

[dipperthedestructor]

im the prettiest canary in this mine

[dipperthedestructor]

what the fuck is that smell

[rosiegbaby]

so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*

[toddstool]