"Thatās amazing, the non-human club has been increased by one," he remarked. "Iām not on drugs, Iām a fifteen year old boy, this is how we all act".
"Well can you act a little less annoying?"
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"Thatās amazing, the non-human club has been increased by one," he remarked. "Iām not on drugs, Iām a fifteen year old boy, this is how we all act".
"Well can you act a little less annoying?"
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āI have a sudden urge to redecorate and organize my room, but that requires effort and a lot heavy lifting. Who wants to do it for me?Ā ā
"Yeah, a normal human in such a bad area of town," he said, "that's weird, thus I conclude that you must be a member of a cult".
"Normal human? Pfft, I'm far from it, honey." She still had the baffled expression on display. "Member of a cult? Are you on drugs? No, I'm just meeting a friend." With pursed lips, she looked at the man and raised a brow. "Why are you acting like you're Sherlock Holmes? Is this how you usually act around strangers?"
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"The man in the bar said that no matter how many new cultists show up, youāre not getting a discount". Scott relayed the message heād been given when talking about all the strange people in the area. "Was there something else you wanted?"
Alice was baffled by the sudden announcement the stranger made as she whipped around and pointed to herself. "Are you talking to me?" The redhead wasn't sure on what this man was on about, but she felt like he was directing it at her- or everyone.Ā
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to āviolating one or more of Tumblrās Community Guidelinesā, but since my wish came true the first time, Iām putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITāS BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didnāt think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT āITS WORTH A TRYā SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didnāt expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever itās just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASNāT SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.Ā
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDNāT THINK IāD GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND IāM HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHITĀ
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok Iāve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL ITāS AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
okay so wait yaāll lemme tell you a miracleĀ
so weāre really really tight on money and about to go bankrupt, and my dad applied for a job in Afghanistan saying theyād paid a hefty amount. weāre hoping and praying that heād get this job, otherwise weād go bankrupt and lose several items we need the most - my mom was trying to get a job as well, but there was a low chance of her getting it. there was a very little chance of both parents getting accepted.
okay so a week later my dad gets a email saying THE JOB WAS ACCEPTED. (my dad just left yesterday btw)
i wished on this post he would get that job so we can finally pay off bills.Ā
I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING YOU GUYS, THIS SHIT WORKS
Jane was quiet for a moment, thinking about what she could do. As Jane looked after the girl again, she saw her not moving or anything. āFuck.ā She cursed, quietly under her breath. She got herself a cloth and made it wet with ice-cold water, slowly dabing it on the girl's forehead.
Alice batted her eyes open, then shivered when the wet cloth touched her forehead. By now, Alice was use to cold water because she bathed in it everyday, but it wasn't a pleasant feeling to wake up to.Ā
//Open RP// Bookstore
"Oh goodness I wish."
"I only work here, currently the only employee below my boss, and even he isnāt here half the time."Ā
"Oh, cool. I used to work at a bookshop."
"Did you close the door behind you?"
"...."
at the thirsty turtle.
[Ā Leave it to Evelyn to harass strangers with her musings. This was just one example on a long list of why she shouldnāt go out drinking alone.Ā ]
Yeah? Then youāllĀ lovethis mess.Ā [Ā Finishing the wine, she sets the empty glass down and waves the barkeep off from a refill.Ā ]Ā
So Iām undercover with my best friend on the force, right?Ā [Ā Sheād already established that she was a cop; her usual cover story.Ā ]Ā Sheād done some time overseas in the armed forces. Didnāt think itād impact her work. But that was so not true.
[Ā Her hand waves about as if sheās painting the story.Ā ]Ā Weāre about to nab these two drug dealersĀ [Ā actually, Hydra agentsĀ ]Ā weād been tailing all night, when suddenly ā BAM! She sinks into this PTSD episode. In the field. On the job. And Iām, like, armed. Yāknow? And soās she!
Iāll be damned, she actually trains the gun on me andāĀ [Ā she motions to her stomachĀ ]Ā shoots me square in the gut. I was outta work for ages!
[ Ah, the amusement of a drunken stranger and their stories. Laughing as the girl began her story, Alice checked the time to see if she had missed an appointment with a customer or not- nope. ]
[ So she's a cop. And really talkative. Or really drunk. Either way, this red head was entertaining to Alice, as she listenedĀ thoroughlyĀ as this girl told a story that wasn't suppose to seem funny but made it like it anyway. The girl had a talent for storytelling, Alice could tell. ]
How dreadful! [ She exclaimed as the bartender came by to get her glass until she pulled him down to whisper something in his ear, he left and soon returned with another glass of wine. ] Tell me, do you like work?
//Open RP// Bookstore
"Lovely name, its nice to meet you too."Ā
"Thanks. So you own this place?"
"All have have is porn magazines and pancake mixā¦And youāre not having those."
"I'm not a thief. I was just trying to get away from a psycho customer who wants me to be his girlfriend. I'm Alice."
"Iām so so sorry. I swear, I didnāt do this on purpose." Jane said again but listening to the girl. "Well Lily, Iām Jane." Finally standing, she slowly was moving over to her car, opening the door carefully to get her inside to sit down on the little corner seat that was in there. "Okay, that sucks.." She thought about what she could do, since the girl didnāt have no insurance.
"It's okay." All the words were echoing in her head, the lady was saying she was sorry. Alice wished she would stop and be quiet, but she didn't want to say because this woman was helping her. Once she was sat down, Alice drifted off into unconsciousness.
//Open RP// Bookstore
"Oh my gosh thank you so much" she said happily, taking the book from her hands 'beauty and the beast'
"This one is my favorite, thank you again for bringing it back. I donāt believe I caught your name."
Alice went to turn and leave, but whipped back around when the girl asked her a question. "Oh, I'm Alice. It's a pleasure to meet you."
"Did I leave my front door open again or did you break in?"
"Technically, I broke in... But, within reason."
at the thirsty turtle.
[ Nursing her fifth glass of chardonnay, she motions towards her company. Thereās the slightest hint of a mumble kicking in, but itās not too bad. Yet. ]
Hey. Did I ever tell you ābout the time my best friend shot me? Crazy story, really.
[Ā As she quirked a brow, Alice took a sip of her Strawberry Hill wine which she persuaded the bartender to give her for free.Ā ]
Oh how I love a good ol' story.
Jane saw the girl and knelt down immediately. āIām so sorry. Are you hurt badly? Whatās your nameĀ ? Shit, Iām sorry.ā She said and tried to help the girl up, totally ignoring in shock what she was saying. āI should drive you to the hospital.ā Jane bit her lip, a worried expression on her face.
"I hurt on the shoulder. And the head. Ouch." Alice couldn't remember much. "Lily," She murmured as she worked herself up with the guidance of the woman. "Lily Ellis..." Lily was her name until she was eighteen, when she changed it to Alice. That detail didn't seem to phase her. "No insurance... Can't go to hospital."
āI hate broccoli. And think it totally sucks. Why is it not meat?Ā HaikuĀ by Wanda Wilson.ā
"I cry every time; a work of art."