pretty faces don't need no pretty hearts

a l i c e r i v e r s a female escort trying to get by in the big city.

[nominallyblind-deactivated20150]

"That’s amazing, the non-human club has been increased by one," he remarked. "I’m not on drugs, I’m a fifteen year old boy, this is how we all act".

[alicexrivers]

"Well can you act a little less annoying?"

[alicexrivers]

          ❝I have a sudden urge to redecorate and organize my room, but that requires effort and a lot heavy lifting. Who wants to do it for me? ❞

[nominallyblind-deactivated20150]

"Yeah, a normal human in such a bad area of town," he said, "that's weird, thus I conclude that you must be a member of a cult".

[alicexrivers]

"Normal human? Pfft, I'm far from it, honey." She still had the baffled expression on display. "Member of a cult? Are you on drugs? No, I'm just meeting a friend." With pursed lips, she looked at the man and raised a brow. "Why are you acting like you're Sherlock Holmes? Is this how you usually act around strangers?"

[nominallyblind-deactivated20150]

+5

thesedaysimachangedman

carajohnstonofshield

femalewarriorsif

apatheticnuclearphysicist

alicexrivers

"The man in the bar said that no matter how many new cultists show up, you’re not getting a discount". Scott relayed the message he’d been given when talking about all the strange people in the area. "Was there something else you wanted?"

[alicexrivers]

Alice was baffled by the sudden announcement the stranger made as she whipped around and pointed to herself. "Are you talking to me?" The redhead wasn't sure on what this man was on about, but she felt like he was directing it at her- or everyone. 

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[yxkio-movedto-isuto-deactivated]

okay so wait ya’ll lemme tell you a miracle 

so we’re really really tight on money and about to go bankrupt, and my dad applied for a job in Afghanistan saying they’d paid a hefty amount. we’re hoping and praying that he’d get this job, otherwise we’d go bankrupt and lose several items we need the most - my mom was trying to get a job as well, but there was a low chance of her getting it. there was a very little chance of both parents getting accepted.

okay so a week later my dad gets a email saying THE JOB WAS ACCEPTED. (my dad just left yesterday btw)

i wished on this post he would get that job so we can finally pay off bills. 

I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING YOU GUYS, THIS SHIT WORKS

[agent-peggycarter]

Jane was quiet for a moment, thinking about what she could do. As Jane looked after the girl again, she saw her not moving or anything. “Fuck.” She cursed, quietly under her breath. She got herself a cloth and made it wet with ice-cold water, slowly dabing it on the girl's forehead.

[alicexrivers]

Alice batted her eyes open, then shivered when the wet cloth touched her forehead. By now, Alice was use to cold water because she bathed in it everyday, but it wasn't a pleasant feeling to wake up to. 

[midgardian-sigyn-deactivated201]

//Open RP// Bookstore

[midgardian-sigyn-deactivated201]

"Oh goodness I wish."

"I only work here, currently the only employee below my boss, and even he isn’t here half the time." 

[alicexrivers]

"Oh, cool. I used to work at a bookshop."

[i-am-wanda-blog]

"Did you close the door behind you?"

[alicexrivers]

"...."

[evelynphoenix-blog]

at the thirsty turtle.

[evelynphoenix-blog]

[ Leave it to Evelyn to harass strangers with her musings. This was just one example on a long list of why she shouldn’t go out drinking alone. ]

Yeah? Then you’ll lovethis mess. [ Finishing the wine, she sets the empty glass down and waves the barkeep off from a refill. ] 

So I’m undercover with my best friend on the force, right? [ She’d already established that she was a cop; her usual cover story. ] She’d done some time overseas in the armed forces. Didn’t think it’d impact her work. But that was so not true.

[ Her hand waves about as if she’s painting the story. ] We’re about to nab these two drug dealers [ actually, Hydra agents ] we’d been tailing all night, when suddenly — BAM! She sinks into this PTSD episode. In the field. On the job. And I’m, like, armed. Y’know? And so’s she!

I’ll be damned, she actually trains the gun on me and— [ she motions to her stomach ] shoots me square in the gut. I was outta work for ages!

[alicexrivers]

[ Ah, the amusement of a drunken stranger and their stories. Laughing as the girl began her story, Alice checked the time to see if she had missed an appointment with a customer or not- nope. ]

[ So she's a cop. And really talkative. Or really drunk. Either way, this red head was entertaining to Alice, as she listened thoroughly as this girl told a story that wasn't suppose to seem funny but made it like it anyway. The girl had a talent for storytelling, Alice could tell. ]

How dreadful! [ She exclaimed as the bartender came by to get her glass until she pulled him down to whisper something in his ear, he left and soon returned with another glass of wine. ] Tell me, do you like work?

[midgardian-sigyn-deactivated201]

//Open RP// Bookstore

[midgardian-sigyn-deactivated201]

"Lovely name, its nice to meet you too." 

[alicexrivers]

"Thanks. So you own this place?"

[i-am-wanda-blog]

"All have have is porn magazines and pancake mix…And you’re not having those."

[alicexrivers]

"I'm not a thief. I was just trying to get away from a psycho customer who wants me to be his girlfriend. I'm Alice."

[agent-peggycarter]

"I’m so so sorry. I swear, I didn’t do this on purpose." Jane said again but listening to the girl. "Well Lily, I’m Jane." Finally standing, she slowly was moving over to her car, opening the door carefully to get her inside to sit down on the little corner seat that was in there. "Okay, that sucks.." She thought about what she could do, since the girl didn’t have no insurance.

[alicexrivers]

"It's okay." All the words were echoing in her head, the lady was saying she was sorry. Alice wished she would stop and be quiet, but she didn't want to say because this woman was helping her. Once she was sat down, Alice drifted off into unconsciousness.

[midgardian-sigyn-deactivated201]

//Open RP// Bookstore

[midgardian-sigyn-deactivated201]

"Oh my gosh thank you so much" she said happily, taking the book from her hands 'beauty and the beast'

"This one is my favorite, thank you again for bringing it back. I don’t believe I caught your name."

[alicexrivers]

Alice went to turn and leave, but whipped back around when the girl asked her a question. "Oh, I'm Alice. It's a pleasure to meet you."

[i-am-wanda-blog]

"Did I leave my front door open again or did you break in?"

[alicexrivers]

"Technically, I broke in... But, within reason."

[evelynphoenix-blog]

at the thirsty turtle.

[ Nursing her fifth glass of chardonnay, she motions towards her company. There’s the slightest hint of a mumble kicking in, but it’s not too bad. Yet. ]

Hey. Did I ever tell you ‘bout the time my best friend shot me? Crazy story, really.

[alicexrivers]

[ As she quirked a brow, Alice took a sip of her Strawberry Hill wine which she persuaded the bartender to give her for free. ]

Oh how I love a good ol' story.

[agent-peggycarter]

Jane saw the girl and knelt down immediately. “I’m so sorry. Are you hurt badly? What’s your name ? Shit, I’m sorry.” She said and tried to help the girl up, totally ignoring in shock what she was saying. “I should drive you to the hospital.” Jane bit her lip, a worried expression on her face.

[alicexrivers]

"I hurt on the shoulder. And the head. Ouch." Alice couldn't remember much. "Lily," She murmured as she worked herself up with the guidance of the woman. "Lily Ellis..." Lily was her name until she was eighteen, when she changed it to Alice. That detail didn't seem to phase her. "No insurance... Can't go to hospital."

[i-am-wanda-blog]

“I hate broccoli. And think it totally sucks. Why is it not meat? Haiku by Wanda Wilson.”

[alicexrivers]

"I cry every time; a work of art."