a sassy bench

my brain does not work very well so I’m here foraging for those sweet, sweet neurotransmitters / in my 30s and growing older every day

[a-sassy-bench]

on this page we:

- yell about capitalism ( #fuck capitalism / #anti capitalism )

- have complicated feelings about being disabled ( #disabled / #epilepsy / #ehlers danlos syndrome / #adhd )

- obsess over fandoms (mainly: #ofmd / #bg3 / and i'm getting into #twin peaks)

- reblog nonsense

- explore whatever random hobby is giving me dopamine at that moment ( #digital art / #crochet / #cross stitch / one day i'm totally going to learn to make rugs)

- have existential crises (everywhere all of the time)

thanks for stopping by. I hope you have the most wonderful day possible in this horrible dystopia of ours. you deserve it.

feel free to drop an ask. i think they're fun.

unless you're a terf, nazi, or you support genocide, in which case: fuck off :)

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[driflloon]

a trip into the wilderness: maeve whalen for anOther magazine fall / winter 2017

[whythebigpaws]

[infectiouspiss]

okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

[a-sassy-bench]

let's see how it measured up

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[berylb33]

World Heritage Post

[cpineau1973]

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

[cpineau1973]

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

[testosteronetwink]

happy veterans day

[outofcontext-comics]

It’s that time of year, again!

[omegaverse]

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

[moonmangarrett]

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

[omegaverse]

Hi garrett

[hadal-blacksite-system-deactiva]

happy birthday garrett

[garmbreak1]

happy birthday garrett

[rainbowfoam]

Happy birthday garrett

[a-sassy-bench]

happy birthday garrett

[aurlworthfightingfor]

That time of year again

[ladyrev4n]

Remember to be a lighthouse today.

[foreman]

[a-sassy-bench]

remember to try the granola bar tmrw everyone

[tariqah]

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[username00000000001-blog]

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

[butchflirt]

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[fadeintoyou1993]

happy laura palmer asparagus for dinner again does this mean i'll never grow up february 23rd to all those who celebrate

[a-sassy-bench]

i would rather light myself on fire than call it that. fuck you google maps. you're weak.

[garaks-padded-bra]

Cake i made today that looks like an amnesiacs distant memory

[garaks-padded-bra]

guys stop saying it looks like a burger patty with chees 💔

[garaks-padded-bra]

ITS CAKE ITS A TANGIBLE CAKE

[garaks-padded-bra]

I MIXED cake batter together and i put it in the oven and. I MADE a cake i HOPE this helps

[nachtimus]

I've never seen death of the author applied to a baked good before, until now that is

[homunculus-argument]

this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive

[oldblankcanv-deactivated2022011]

May I propose the fill ins?

[rat-in-impossible-location]

#i am undiagnosing myself with 'adhd' and rediagnosing myself with 'cursed by wizard'

[a-sassy-bench]

i just found a single grain of rice in my pocket so i guess that's how I'm doing

[cryptotheism]

Torture the haters to death

[inlovewithadeadman]

Live well, be happy, and thank them in your acceptance speech.

[cryptotheism]

Goofy ass. Hurt people with weapons until they die.

[disillusionedwithcapitalism]

You have a right to defend your life if you so desire.

[cryptotheism]

Torture strangers for no reason

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[hellobendykitty]

You can make one here

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[sleepingbeautypink]

same energy

[pancakeke]

and another

[sketchy-pebbles-deactivated2022]

The holy trinity

[gayclown-69-deactivated20250630]

This is so fucking wholesome wtf

[wholesomepostarchive]

1/23/2022

[angel-aliscary]

How could we forget.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

[lierdumoa]

This post has strong 1997 internet energy.