「エイリアンエイリアン」

「ALIEN ALIEN」

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breakspiins

           “What? No! That was brilliant! It was absolute genius! Fuck, I’ll keep in mind not to tell you any more of my puns, kid. Now I feel embarrassed.” True to his word, he pulled his hat down over his eyes and folded his arms. What a stiff crowd tonight.

👽 “No, wait!”

   A wave of guilt awash her body, Mio steps out in front of the man, showing him a look of genuine concern.

   “I’m sorry about what I said! The truth is, I actually thought that was pretty funny...”

   She hated seeing people upset. She didn’t know what she’d have to do to make up for her mistakes; but she was more than willing to die trying if she had to.

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@hairnado-deluxe

👽 “But why?”’

Why did it have to be this way? Was it really true that simply because she had been born a stand user that she would be inevitably be drawn to danger? Oh, how cruel the world could be.

   “I didn’t chose to be given this power, it’s not fair! Isn’t there some way to get rid of it?”

If having Alien Alien by her side meant that she was risking death, then she didn’t want it–she’d rather live a boring life than one that wouldn’t guarantee her safety.

   “I just don’t think I’d be able to handle attacks like this everyday, I mean–if you weren’t with me right now, I’d be dead! How am I supposed to live like this?”

[hairnado-deluxe]

“Hey I didn’t ask for this either!” Yukako snapped, pulling the neckline of her shirt down to reveal her scar.

“Getting shot through the heart and then having to see people I care about getting hurt or dying wasn’t fun either you know! But it’s why I’m here, to make sure you and other stand users are safe. Attacks might not be every day, but you have to protect yourself.”

She sighed and looked down at the younger teen. It was easy for her to understand how Mio felt. But all she wanted to do was help her friend as best she could.

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👽 Yukako was right. Regret bubbling up within her, Mio balls her hands up into fists and hangs her head for a brief moment, a melancholy sigh escaping past her lips.

   “I’m sorry, Yukako. About what I said. That was really insensitive and selfish of me, wasn’t it?”

   She had to change; but how? Where was she supposed to start? Mio had a vague idea as to where she wanted to go from here, but she knew she couldn’t get anywhere without Yukako’s help.

   “I don’t want to be a burden to you, Yukako. I need to train and grow stronger. Do you think you could... coach me?” Mio grimaces, then shakes her head immediately afterwards.

“No, that’s way too much for me to ask of you. Just forget I said anything, I can work this out on my own.”

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@alien—alien | x |

     “ It does, yes. Eventually you learn to not move from it. ” Once she was done with the blush, she moved onto the girl’s eyes. Light brown mascara to compliment the PINK, and a gentle eye shadow that popped out the brown. Suzume pulled back after she had applied everything and nodded. Mio looked amazing. She had made the right choice with the colors.

     “ Here’s the mirror. Take a look. Personally, I think you look much more BEAUTIFUL like this. ”

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👽 “Is that really true? Because I haven’t gotten any better at sitting still since the day I first tried out real makeup. I guess I’m just really ticklish or something, aren’t I?”

   Eyes closed, Mio patiently awaited the moment she heard Suzume give her the go-ahead to take a peek at herself in the mirror--it wouldn’t be much fun if she had opened her eyes right away, she thought.

   “Oh, wow!” while Mio had never once doubted Suzume’s skill, she wasn’t quite aware of just how skilled she was with applying makeup until now. For a brief moment, the girl had forgotten that she was looking at herself. This really was an improvement.

   “Suzume, you’ve got to tell me your secrets! Oh, but before that, I’d like you to try a little something...” Fishing inside her school bag, Mio retrieves a tube of unopened lipstick and grins up at the other girl.

   “I kinda bought this on impulse because I thought the color was cute, but I think it’d look much better on you than me. Do you want to try it on?”

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@noneedforplans

👽 “Oh, I think I could handle that! Truth be told, what I’m really afraid of is you rolling over and crushing me.” 

   With snow at least 18 inches deep outside and counting, Mio wouldn’t be going home anytime soon. With that in mind, she felt that she would need all the warmth she could get–even if it meant awkwardly huddling up to this gigantic furnace of a man.

   That said, she wasn’t going to complain about this unfortunate situation much. It could be worse, she could have left much, much earlier during the beginning of the storm–when she had finally arrived at his apartment–and had been trapped out in the snow.

   “Hey, are you sure you’re comfortable with this? I mean, I could move to the couch if you wanted…”

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“Of course I’m comfortable with you sleepin’ in my bed!  I don’t move at all in my sleep.  I have seven blankets, I cling, I snore, I drool on my pillow, an’ I talk in my sleep, but that’s just how I sleep.”

Joseph just realized something.  His room had bunk beds.  This was purely because bunk beds were fun and he liked to climb up and down the ladder to switch up where he slept.  Some nights, he didn’t feel safe unless he was in the top bunk.  Well, that and he often had guests over.  And only one bedroom in his apartment.  So bunk beds it was!  Practical and fun!

He bounced around, excitement palpable as he started setting up his beds.  “Oh!  Oh!  Mio-chan!  I forgot to tell ya, I got bunk beds, so you can take the top bunk tonight if you want!”

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👽 “There’s no need to worry about me, Mr. Joestar, I’d probably sleep through all of that to be honest. I sleep like a rock most of the time.”

   Grinning to herself, Mio remained sprawled out comfortably across the bed; only for the weight at her side to suddenly be lifted. With that being more than enough to catch her attention, Mio glanced up only to find Joseph setting up a pair of beds. How did she not notice those earlier?

   “Oh, that’s not a bad idea at all! I’ll be taking the top bunk, if you don’t mind.”

   After all, the only alternative would be having Joseph on top--and he was practically a giant, and if the bed somehow collapsed, Mio would probably be crushed beneath his weight. A terrifying thought, to be sure.

   “Thanks again for letting me stay the night, Mr. Joestar. You’re a very kind man.”

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genjitsu-yume

“This?” Holding the wooden instrument in her hand, a smile began creeping onto her face. “These were a gift when I joined the Yosakoi club, from the president.” Her hands held onto the naruko tightly, wanting to keep it safe and secure.

“To be honest, I surprised myself when I decided to join. I never danced before and I messed up a lot in the beginning. I had so many bandages on my knees and shoulders from falling that my mother was concerned with what I was doing.” she reminisced with a soft chuckle.

Those days were rough. Her movement was stiff and awkward. She constantly fumbled the spins and she was always out of sync with the other dancers. But as she practiced more and more, Satoko slowly caught up to the others.

“I understand. Dancing is pretty embarrassing to me, even now but…Yosakoi is different. Having friends around you to make up for any mistakes while also making the whole performance more dazzling…it’s a magical experience. Plus-”

Raising the naruko, she gave it a few shakes for its signature rattle to fill the air. “I love the sound the narukos make.” Holding out the instrument to her senior, she asked, “Would you like to give it a try, Mio-senpai?”

👽 Mio would have never guessed that Satoko had such a strong history with yosakoi. Truth be told, her passion for dancing was very admirable in Mio’s eyes; she could only hope that one day she would reach that level of dedication and love for her own art. 

   “I see, I see! I’ve never heard of your club up until now, but I suppose that it would be nice if I were to show up and watch you dance from time to time! Hey, tell me next time you’re performing, Satoko! I’ll go out there and support you--only if you want me to, though. Don’t think I’m pushing you into letting me tag along.”

   She could understand if her junior was too nervous about dancing in front of her--there was a reason why she had yet to show off her sketchbook to Satoko, after all. She was afraid of what she would think.

   “Sure! Don’t worry, I’ll be careful with them, Satoko.”

   Graciously taking the naruko from her junior, Mio experimentally rattled it in her hand, smiling to herself. She felt that she had gotten to know her classmate a lot better now. Maybe she’d invite her out again sometime soon...

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@alien—alien

So that was the girl that Satoko befriended recently? Peering from behind a corner, she took several moments to mentally prepare before stepping out and approaching the older student.

“U-um…excuse me…?”

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👽 “Huh?”

   Mio’s head swivels around in the direction of her classmate’s voice, eventually meeting eyes with the younger girl. Turning around to fully face her, Mio shuts her locker and offers a warm smile up to her junior.

   “Oh, hey there! What’s up? Do you need my help or something?”

   While Ms. Maki couldn’t say that she was a straight-A student, she was at least passing and she considered herself easy to approach. Maybe this girl wanted some help on a difficult problem from her senior?

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@faustium

👽 Mio swallowed hard. 

   How else was she supposed to feel when he kept bringing up questions that she didn’t know the answer to? And it didn’t quite help that while she had agreed to taking this interview, she felt there was a lot of pressure for her to do so. 

   Maybe it was just Elliot’s cold tone getting to her head? Nonetheless, she couldn’t leave without answering, lest she waste the time of everyone involved in this case.

   “I saw him yesterday, on the way to school. I didn’t see him on the way back, though...”

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joyinmyheadlock

“Mio! You said a pun! Good job!” She clapped her hands like it was the most amazing thing she have ever heard. Basically, it was, because it was said by Mio but she was just exaggerating.

“Was that too hard?” Raising an eyebrow, Kumiko chuckled.

👽 Mio grins, her chest swelling with pride as she bowed before her audience of one, an exaggerated gesture to finish off what she thought to be a clever joke.

   “Actually, it was kind of hard! I’m not too good at making puns, I guess I’m just not very creative?”

   With all that said and done, Mio relaxed herself.

   “So anyways, how are you Kumiko? Are you settling in well to your new life in Morioh?”

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RULES: POST A SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF YOUR MUSE(s), AND TAG SIX PEOPLE WHOSE SONGS YOU WANT TO SEE. tagged by:  @eyeballeater tagging: @ripetersi, @onefxrth, @jealousyridden, @supercililxus, @illusoryreflection

1/6 Out of the gravity

[illusoryreflection]

❝ … Give it up. Whenever we invite him out somewhere, I can’t tell if he’s REALLY having fun or not. 

                                          YOSHIKAGE KIRA, AGE 33, SINGLE.

He’s serious about his work and gets it done efficiently, but the guy lacks any passion… 

               He’s not a BAD GUY, but he just doesn’t STAND OUT very well. ❞

              INDEPENDENT and SEMI-SELECTIVE Kira Yoshikage, PENNED BY Ethen.

                                                       {credit: @fatherly}

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❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.

👽 Was that supposed to be a joke, or is he being serious?   Either way, the unexpectedness of his little statement easily lead to Mio laughing out weakly, reaching for her forearm with her right hand; a securing grip on herself.

   “Yeah, I guess so...”

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onefxrth replied to your post: ❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen,...

“ I wanna see if I can fit inside! If I can, then it’s a great spot for hide and seek, Mio! ”

👽 “Oh wow, I’ve never thought of doing something like that before! Still, I think that sounds pretty dangerous... I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.”

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❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.

👽 A frown tugging at the corners of her lips, Mio heaves out a sigh and asks;

   “Why, though?”

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❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.

👽“Thank you very much, sir, I’ll be sure to--

   --wait, what?”

   Was he joking? Was this supposed to be some kind of joke? Mio didn’t get it...

[trcshymemes]

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞