Welcome to my blog!

[makeuphall]

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[ayetroyler]

[kristenwiiggle]

I’m the customer

[apocketuniverse]

i think we all know who we really want to be elected as president in 2016

[confirmance]

me to all my haters 

[tillimsober]

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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[samisoffthewall]

[toocooltobehipster]

full video

[theeeprotagonist]

ME THIS IS ME I’m crine

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

bruh why i deadass be thinking like this stop

[whitegirlsaintshit]

Me at all times omg I really was driving home like this

[ruinedchildhood]

[divine-noire]

Shoutout to that ex that you never actually dated but when y'all stopped talking it felt just like a break up

[wastedenergy]

[buildabitchworkshop-deactivated]

man i love taquitos and guacamole 

[greenwiseowl]

Or a bag of weed and two blunts.

[buildabitchworkshop-deactivated]

no dude wtf dont u know drugs r fuckin illegal do u want to get us both arrested jfc smh

[stay-ocean-minded]

maybe people would ask me stuff if i were attractive

[thebootydiaries]

some nerd: hey do u know how to read 

 me (cool and has a skateboard): no

[callmehass]

[may]

NOOOOOO!!! WHO DID THIS TO HER?? :’( im going to cry

[ilikejollyranchersverymuch]

a group of people beat up her 70 year old father in the Philippines

[may]

i want them dead

[okaytrue]

[lulz-time]

wtfstyls:

Is that zane from 1direction

this post ruined my life

[hereby]

omg ive been trying to look for this post

[imsoshive]

She on beat like a muhhfucka

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

shoutout to her for being so positive while going through chemo

[headassbitch]

FUCK ME UP MARY BETH

[whitegirlsaintshit]

GET IT BITCH!!!! YESSS!!!! FUCK IT UP I LOVE IT!!!!!

[babybutta]

The hood fucks with her heavily.

[milas-universe]

Ok but why she so smooth with it? I love this

[takingbackourculture]

Damn!!!!! White people don’t have rhythm and can’t dance because she took it all at birth!!! - Jess

[mango-blogs]

She’s adorable lol she got a nice shape too👏👏

[richparadise]

I need an update on her asap!

[muvamaya-deactivated20170711]

As soon as I saw them lil hips I knew….

[oomshi]