Alien's Star Trek rambles @alienantichrist - Tumblr Blog

Why does this look like a family photo but Spock is their emo son

#emo son spock #mr spock #star trek #star trek tos #james t kirk #tos spock #s'chn t'gai spock #jim kirk #captain kirk #janice rand #yeoman rand

djbodyhorror

things to say during a firm handshake with another man:

your hands are so warm and tender

I love you

you remind me of my late wife

your eyes are beautiful yet filled with pain

its just been so long since someone touched me

if i was famous and people were getting cancelled for rpf-ing me, i would actually get online and post that they weren’t being freaky enough about me

dans-striped-sweater

akendara

We are Borg

korokcrucifier

spock, having a real conversation with his father for the first time in years + admitting to both sarek and himself that he DOES in fact have emotions: live long and prosper, father 🖖

kirk:

plomeekparty

and yes, they smoke weed

gaytricorder

love how shatner is just staring at nimoy and nimoy is staring at nothing

I am not meant for casual. I was born for soul crushing devotion.

ohifonlyx33

but no one can ever know cause that's embarrassing

thetimetostrikeislater

tilthat

TIL that Harvard professor Tom Lehrer was asked at the age of 84 by rapper 2 Chainz if he could sample his 60-year old song. Lehrer replied, “I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?”

via ift.tt

theradioghost

the fact that this doesn’t mention that 1. the song is called “the old dope peddler” and that 2. lehrer’s other songs range from delights like “the masochism tango” and “poisoning pigeons in the park” to a catchy theme tune for the myth of Oedipus to celebrations of plagiarism in math academia and a series of jokes about the folk song “Clementine” as written by various classical composers, not to mention The Elements Song, is unforgivable.

lehrer is also a math genius who entered Harvard at 15 and may or may not have invented the jello shot. eventually he got bored of performing music and went back to teaching math. as of May 2021 he’s 93 and still kicking around in California.

oakenroots

As of July, 2025, he has outlived Ozzy Osbourne and is 97 years old.

optimysticals

Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz

dirtyriver

And in 2022, Tom Lehrer made all his songs public domain.

Songs and Lyrics by Tom Lehrer DISCLAIMER STATEMENTI, Tom Lehrer, individually and as trustee of the

dirtyriver

RIP Tom Lehrer (April 9, 1928 – July 26, 2025)

littlehenrikehd

This is yuri, methinks

toastydumpster

OLDER JADED BUTCH AND HER SOCIALITE GF

glowstickblood

The duel

thevoiceoflove1993

i love this fucking screenshot from tos lol

dykespirk

okay this is kind of a stupid thought but I was thinking about the internal debates that Vulcan society must have around logic and it occurred to me that Vulcan must have “logical relativists” in the same way that human philosophy has moral relativists…I just know that there’s at least 30 Vulcan philosophers who want to KILL the noble Storek House of T’Nel (or something) because he can’t stop telling everyone that All Behavior is Inherently Logical as it Makes Sense to the Acting Party at the Time. Humans are Illogical Therefore it is Logical That They Act Illogicaly, thus All of Their Actions are Logical. All Thought, Conscious or Unconscious, Proceeds from Biological and Neurochemical Impulses. Therefore, the Sentient Being Behaves Much like a Computer, Following its Compiled Commands. No Behavior, Knowing the Chemical Commands that Preempt Consciousness, Can Be Considered Illogical.

and everyone else is just like “ohhh my fucking GOD Storek, shut UP!”

dykespirk