oh fuck im boy

I am a Shadow… the true Self…

[alienasterisk]

whats up my names gryffin and i always miss promo hour

[capacity2]

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

[capacity2]

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

[slunch]

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[hustlerose]

dude this boymoding shit is impossible

i just stubbed my toe at work and went "owie!! (>﹏<)"

[hustlerose]

making fun of me!! (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ 100 years dungeon!!!!

[hustlerose]

i mean.. um.

*deep voice* You're being very disrespectful.... Dungeon for 100 years.

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[alienasterisk]

whats up my names gryffin and i always miss promo hour

[alienasterisk]

whats up my names gryffin and i always miss promo hour

[kittysneezes]

I like this article because it’s not what you think it is.

[aprilwitching-deactivated201808]

the world is a strange and wonderous place

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[raptorliver]

[gothicprep]

one of my classic texts, from the archives

[bettedavisgf]

My straight coworker who I am deeply in love with invited me to a Friendsgiving what kind of dessert can I make to convince her to leave her boyfriend of 9 years and run away with me

there’s no hope girl but make a cheesecake