:~)

26, he/him Having a fun and funky time on the computer

[reactionimagesdaily]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[hotgirlcastiel]

[carys-the-ninth]

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

[et-in-arkadia]

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

[bendingsignpost]

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

[capacity2]

a question for you

Lay it on me mister fuckinyouhard0989

[capacity2]

He’s so shy he died

[skoople]

fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

[kirbyfuckingbadass]

youre pissing me off

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[totallyfubar]

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

[nightstargalaxy]

why

[totallyfubar]

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

[totallyfubar]

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[gondwana]

When u like a movie so much that everyone's quippy little letterboxd reviews start pissing you off

[gondwana]

Absolutely bonkers response I actually weep for this person's soul and perspective

[t4tvampireisms]

Drugs are morally neutral. Doing or not doing drugs is not an indicator of how good a person is. There are addicts who’d give you the shirt off their back, and sober people who poison the homeless for fun.

[onethousandfrogs]

Also like… even if someone suffering addiction does do bad things, they still deserve help and rehabilitation and recovery. Like addiction will often make people do morally questionable things they wouldn’t normally do, and we shouldn’t abandon them because of that.

[beemovieerotica]

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"

[punkrock-bottom]

Girl just block me it’s not that serious

[punkrock-bottom]

Everyone say bless you to dunmertitty’s cat right fucking now!!!!!!!

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[catgirlcommie]

getting so horny i kill myself

[catgirlcommie]