Let ill tidings tell themselves when they be felt

New blog of @shakespeareholtzmann. A collection of incoherant ramblings and experiences in this new and exciting country I'm in. Run down: Alexandra. 20 (for 2 more months). Lesbian from Australia. Internet detective/occasional student by day, tired by night. I talk mostly about my girlfriend, post pictures of Tesla, our cat, and complain that there's never enough pringles in an entire can. 

[alienconservationalist-blog]

If Shakespeare was alive in 2017:

Someone: POLITICS and ART should always be SEPARATE! There is NO REASON why ART should be POLITICAL!

William Shakespeare: *laughs. writes 3 more tiny hand jokes into his latest play, King Tiny Hands.*

[durbikins]

To The eBayer that keeps outbidding me

[durbikins]

UPDATE:

[normalshrimp]

[alienconservationalist-blog]

In between looking for jobs I’m modding the shit out of Terraria and learning C++

What has my life become

[alienconservationalist-blog]

I’m learning Polish (sorta) and C++ and doing Uni and hopefully getting a job should my depression and anxiety riddle ass who has only just changed up her meds do that? NO. But I am

[alienconservationalist-blog]

I feel personally attacked by the good food on my dash GET IT OUT

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[alkonium]

Well, that certain sums up my feelings towards Google.

[thoodleoo]

if anyone ever tries to tell you that the ancient greeks were more sophisticated than us, just remember that there was a ship war between plato and aeschylus over whether achilles or patroclus was the top in their relationship, while xenophon was off complaining that he didn’t ship that

[opossumprince]

“Is Achilles A Twink” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

[alienconservationalist-blog]

I had to unfollow a food blog because I got so irrationally mad that the food looked so good and I didn’t have it

[alienconservationalist-blog]

I’m not saying aliens are an endangered species but have you ever seen one 

[alienconservationalist-blog]

crop circles

everybody: aliens

nobody: corn is sentient

[thegaythirtysomething]

Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry

[feelsmoor]

I’m already a lesbian who can’t cook what more do you want

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

me, without coffee: *suffering*

me, with coffee: *suffering with a faster heart rate*

[alienconservationalist-blog]

So I dyed my hair purple

[alienconservationalist-blog]

Hey! How the hell are ya?

Hey! I’m just. MMM. A little all over the place. Long story short, didn’t want to go home, got strep throat, couldn’t go home, didn’t go home, living in Poland, working it out as I go. So basically I’ve been forgetting that I have to check in with people (I texted my best friend before she went to brunch and then forgot that I was supposed to text her again when I woke up whoops) and that people get concerned when they don’t hear from me. But I’m in Europe now? I can just. go places. It’s amazing. Working on getting a job now and making sure I can stay and basically just getting my life together. But like, it’s as okay as I guess it can be??? I dyed my hair purple. Thinking of getting a tattoo. Just living life!

[xx-classystarman-moved-xx]

who’s gonna dm at my wedding?

[pkslider]

roll for wedding vows

[maxinethejwalker]

It’s a Nat 1…

[pkslider]

“me… husband” I say nervously as I accidentally knock out the marriage officiant and somehow eat the ring

[alienconservationalist-blog]

I could eat my weight in fries right now