farewell teen wolf ♥ day 15 ↳ “well, that wasn’t very subtle.”
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farewell teen wolf ♥ day 15 ↳ “well, that wasn’t very subtle.”
SHIT MY THEATRE SQUAD SAID.
“ you’re trying to seduce him, not break his neck. ” “ he’s not gay. ” “ be catty. be flirty. be the opposite of your bitter, angry self. ” “ that looks like a trash bag. why are you wearing a trash bag? ” “ can you zip this up for me? ” “ that looks like a dildo. put it down. ” “ is that your evil laugh? you sound like joker on helium. ” “ i need a robin thicke kind of fuckboy. ” “ that british accent offends me & i’m not even british. ” “ if you touch my butt one more time i swear…. ” “ of course the lights seem too dark you’re wearing fucking sunglasses. ” “ HOLY SHIT THIS IS HEAVY. ” “ peter pan didn’t have such nice thighs though. ” “ no, you can’t say that. kids will be around so keep it PG-13. ” “ can someone help be carry this? PLEASE. ” “ isn’t this the song americans use in all high school movies? ” “ you can all be the stars of tonight. i’ll be THE FUCKING MOON. ” “ those sandals are so ugly they make jesus cry. ” “ who’s phone is ringing? i said VIBRATE ON. ” “ i didn’t break it. it broke all on it’s own. ” “ i’m allergic to dust i can’t do this. ” “ i’m not being dramatic. I AM dramatic. ” “ maybe i’m gay? ” “ no fireworks. we’re not americans. ” “ i hope you’re not making out in there! ” “ cinderella wouldn’t say ‘FUCKING HEELS’. neither can you. ” “ did you rip the dress? DID YOU RIP THE DRESS? ” “ you can’t say ‘i love you’ so violently. ” “ who carved a dick into the table? can the dick carver raise his hand? ” “ put your shirt on, you’re not chris evans. ” “ FOCUS AND STOP SINGING HAMILTON DAMNNIT. ” “ he’s her dad, not her daddy. ” “ you can’t say ‘bro’ to a king. ”
I’m ̴͇̅u̴̴͇͇̅̅n̴̴͇͇̅̅s̴̴͇͇̅̅t̴̴͇͇̅̅a̴̴͇͇̅̅b̴̴͇͇̅̅l̴͇̅e̴͇̅
In a way that you could ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ.
There. You know, you wreck everything you touch.
oftheatrics:
“Uh, o k a y.” She was smart, just not in this genre of things. “Where does this go?” Her hand held up a long metal looking prism.
‘ goes here !! ’ the alien happily points at there the part had to go, then taking the long part and placed it back where it belonged. ‘ see, like that! ‘
oftheatrics:
“Uh, how?? How do I?” It was alien looking, mechanical parts unknown to her. “Help? Please… “
‘ forgot human not smart,,, let stitch show you how to fix it !! ‘
oftheatrics:
“Like I know that’s not meant literally, but yeah I do. They are back in my car. I kinda forgot them when I wore my sunglasses today. Uh, I can fix this. I promise.”
‘ Jumba is going to stuff me when he sees this--- need to fix quickly !! ‘
oftheatrics:
“Errrr. Its not that bad, really!”
‘ not that bad?? do you need glasses??? ‘
More shit I've said sentence starters
1. “You would not believe your flies, if ten million firey eyes, darkened the world as I woke up.” 2. “Ech, I feel like Pestilence himself punched me in the throat and nose then proceeded to drain all my energy.” 3. “Do you want 5 pinappa.” 4. “This is really self indulgent but fuck it, maybe people will like it.” 5. “Shut your up you ripoff Shadow Link.” 6. “How dare you leak my true form.” 7. “I’m pretty sure my dreams are just glimpses into my past lives.” 8. “Screw it I’ll just say it then regret it later.” 9. “So there was this angel guy who turned out to be fake later on.” 10. “I’m an adult now which means I can officially say I’m gay as fuck and you can’t do shit about it.” 11. “Y'all are doing taxes while I’m worried about finding a text example for an index card.” 12. “Playing a guitar like a flute is a big fucking mood.” 13. “If you make carne asada at 4:20 am under the light of the blue moon, you’ll summon the enchilada goddess.” 14. “The world is drowning because of this stupid ass motherfucker.” 15. “I told you not to summon the whale.” 16. “Your idea isn’t exactly the greatest either.” 17. “I’m just a scared child.” 18. “I feel too old for this, and I don’t even have a driver’s license yet.” 19. “If I wear high heels, they might think I’m older.” 20. “I’m not putting on any makeup other than lipstick because at least lipstick can have an advantage.” 21. “If you don’t have a dog with you in a survival situation, you’re dead, especially to me.” 22. “If I wish hard enough, maybe I’ll be able to play kingdom hearts on my phone.” 23. “Most of my energy comes from caffeine and rage, and it’s still not enough.” 24. “It’s not murder if they’re going to die anyways.” 25. “I feel no remorse and I would say I feel guilty for it, but I already know I don’t.”
And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?
@oftheatrics liked!!
he is judging you, hard.
Misc. angst starters
as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
“Why didn’t you tell me you were in the hospital?”
“I’ve been alone my whole life…”
“I thought you were different.”
“Everything is falling apart!”
“The police said they couldn’t find anything…people are dead!”
“I can’t believe this is happening to me again.”
“What did I do to deserve this?”
“Listen to me! Everything is NOT going to be fine!”
“I don’t know who to trust anymore.”
“I cried so much last night that I dried out my face.”
“You just make everything worse.”
“We were supposed to be friends, and now we’re not.”
“Are you going to rip my heart out again?”
“Just go. I’d feel better.”
“…what are you covered in?”
“Nothing I do is right, apparently.”
“There’s got to be a way out of this…I just can’t find it.”
“How can I tell him/her/them the truth? I’ve told so many lies.”
“You’re nothing but a liar.”
“I’m not going to turn my back on him/her/them!”
“You don’t have to stay. I understand.”
“Don’t think I’ll forget about this.”
“You just don’t understand what it’s like.”
“I’d die happy if I could just get my revenge.”
“I didn’t CHOOSE this! It’s just my life, okay?!”
“Come on…don’t die on me..”
“Just because I put on a smile doesn’t mean I’m happy.”
“Your mouth tells me one thing, but your eyes tell me another.”
“I’m not the person I want to be.”
“Why couldn’t you just be careful for once in your life?”
“My heart is darker than the night sky.”
BONES: THE RP MEME ;; requested by ANON. quotes taken from here !
“You’re not the only one that wants to get out of here.” “For so much of my life my intelligence was all I had.” “My brain, the way I think, is who I am. Who I was. “My brain, it’s different. I’m different.” “Why would you want to be reminded of the moment when everything almost ended?” “I stand beside you. Always. “If the thing that made me, me is gone, who am I?” “You. You’re my partner. Don’t forget that. “(Pronoun)’s counting on you. So am I.” “Seriously guys, tell me what has gone wrong here?” “Whatever happens, it’s going to work out. I used to spend so much time looking back and thinking, “What if I had made other choices?” And then I realized, I love my life the way it is. Live for right now, that’s the only thing you can do.” “You guys are like my family here. “You are too smart to waste your life doing something your heart isn’t in.” “Oh dear God, this is like spring break on bath salts.” “Come to papa, you nasty little piece of flesh.” “Well, if he wanted to kill himself he certainly accomplished his goal.” “It’s too early for math.” “It’s never too early for math.” “I think (pronoun’s) crankiness is just a symptom of her grief. “I love you (c/n), always.” “Grief does things. It mixes you up.” “Everyone keeps asking me that, I don’t know how to answer that question.” “Look, you’re not alone here, remember that. I love you, so just tell me what you need.” “Let’s just wait until (pronoun) puts down that big chainsaw until we accuse her of murder.” “Don’t you think it’s good to not know how something works? C'mon, science takes the magic out of everything.” “It’s not magic to begin with, it’s just rules that govern the universe.” “Well, either that, or I wait until you’re lulled into a sense of security, maybe days, maybe months, and then when you least expect it, exact my revenge.” “Maybe that’s enough speaking frankly for you today.” “Innocent people don’t escape from sanitariums to proclaim their innocence.” “Communicating with someone of lesser intellect is difficult for me.” “As I have always told people, I’m stronger than I look.” “Okay, I’m nodding here and just pretending like I have some idea what you’re talking about.” “This is creepy to the power of ten.” “You know what the nuns in Catholic school say causes blindness.” “At the end of the day I want to be someone who’s given more than they’ve taken.” “I love you. I love the way your protect me and I love the way you fight for me and I…want to spend the rest of my life with you.” “I think working here around all the death and murder, it was a little too much.” “There’s darkness in this world and just because you or I might not be able to see it doesn’t mean it isn’t there.” “Sometimes our debates are so healthy that I end up sleeping on the couch.” “You’re mixing your words. You should get some sleep.” “I know how much it weighs on you to take another life.” “What some nutcase relative of mine did 100 plus years ago has nothing to do with me.”
stitch has nightmares about the time before he met lilo where jumba did shit experiments on and with him??? you betcha