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will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

I'm gonna apologize in advance for this post. this joke has been rattling around my brain for a long time and I must let it out.

sunk cock phallacy

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

did you know that, besides the apple of knowledge and the pomegranate of life, there’s another mystic fruit, one that grants you a sense of purpose?

yeah, it’s the raisin d’être

what’s this genre of post called

fear of impending burnout so bad i may initiate another attempt to commune with the christian god

what’s up Jake Paulers I haven’t had a PROPER DAY OFF OR WEEKEND IN APPROXIMATELY 2.5 MONTHS AND THE COUNCIL IS #DISPLEASED #MYDISPLEASURE

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

i love loving myself its wayyyyy more fun than hating yourself all the time has any one else tried this

idk who needs to hear this but leopard print is a neutral. A slutty neutral, in the eyes of humans, but environmentally a true neutral.

how it feels when I recognize a sample

found this pic on pinterest and what the hell that's so cute. i have to sew something similar one day

turns out there's a pattern :)

audio On 😂😂😂

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