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These new trendy websites like vinted or depop will never compare to my beloved eBay

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HEB knows their target audience are Mexicans and people who larp being country

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Theres something about mi gente Latino and videos of sped up songs with Alvin and the chipmunks as the background

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You meet one cat and suddenly you have multiple cat paintings in your house

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My back red and painful asf don’t trust spray sunscreen stick to the mineral lotions

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Five below will have something really cute just in the ugliest shade of gold ever

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My mom thinks Ima butch lesbian because my hair is short and I wear boy pants sometimes

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I wanna girlfriend but that would cut into my laying down time

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Remember a couple years ago people on twitter would talk about having a moose pussy ?

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Spencer’s workers are always so gay and cool

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Does lemonade count as agua fresca?

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A very serious ick for me is someone having their insta handle on their car

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Mariachi bands wear the tightest clothes imaginable to sing in the heat to someone’s parents no wonder all the ones I’ve seen irl look miserable

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Idc about being fat I just wish my titties were big so it could match

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A part of growing up on old YouTube was seeing who ur favorite YouTuber was subscribed to and seeing soft core porn channels and being taken aback

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I wish I could be a whore without endangering my life and risking stds and pregnancy

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The Trader Joe’s cashier didn’t flirt with me am I too ugly to live?