Who Knows

A look inside the mind of a bilingual girl who really loves Shakira

[puntadelesteury]

Who in the heck is letting guys post these profile pictures in their dating apps?! Who wants to swipe?!?! You in a car??? Congrats??? Like I don’t know what to say to that

[puntadelesteury]

I just started watching Sex and the City and I literally can’t stand anyone except Samantha. They’re all not great but at least Samantha supports her friends.

[puntadelesteury]

I need shakira, Karol g, taylor swift and Dolly Parton to collab stat

I’ll settle for combos of the above

Shakira and taylor or Shakira and dolly first

[puntadelesteury]

This drink is starting to taste like I delete someone from a group chat

[puntadelesteury]

Memes and s**t

Nothing warms my cold dead heart like someone messaging me a meme or video out of the blue...like awwww I love that these penguins falling or this dog in a Tux made you think of me ❤️😢😀😃😁

[puntadelesteury]

Jolene

Okay so you have Dolly Parton’s Jolene and then the like cumbia version with Chiquis and Becky G.....but like WHERE IS MY VERSION WITH ALL THREE OF THEM?!?!?!?!?!?

And if they want Shakira to chime in like I’m here for it

[shakirugh]

[teamrocketing]

you can tell from her eyes how offended she is and yet she gives such an incredibly eloquent response. shakira is an angel sent by god himself. bless her.

[c-bassmeow]

she is literally a genius, takes college classes for fun, knows five languages fluently, made a non-profit as a young woman that helps poor children in Colombia many  afro-colombian, can play four instruments, and she is literally an angel who has a pure heart like thank u for being born like i can go on and on 

[mayagaster]

such grace in the face of such disrespect

[puntadelesteury]

Drinking

Before drinking: I won’t say the thing because it’s probably not nice

1 drink: I’ll say the thing to someone so I just get it off my chest and I don’t accidentally say it

2 drinks: hm “you’re kinda annoying” is a lot nicer than “shut up I can’t stand you” and then a bunch of expletives

3 drinks: you know what i don’t care im gonna say the thing YOLO

[puntadelesteury]

Instead of just sighing I wish it was socially acceptable to just scream at the top of your lungs when you’re frustrated

[puntadelesteury]

The real question: if I buy my drink from the bar in all change am I the epitome of a college student or a nuisance????

[puntadelesteury]

Kinda wanna finish the semester kinda wanna drop out and become s sheep farmer in another country

[puntadelesteury]

We’ve hit the point in the semester where “I’m fine” really just means I haven’t been double fisting Red Bull and espresso

[puntadelesteury]

I should start a running total of what people think I say when I say Uruguay. The current top options are:

Hawaii

Norway

“Huh one more time”

[puntadelesteury]

Who votes that I should put “knows all the princess diaries by heart” on my resume because I feel like that says a lot about me as a person

[puntadelesteury]

Anyone else experience that one issue when you’re bilingual and forget a word in one language but remember it in the other so you’re running around screaming SERVILLETA and explaining how to use a napkin???? No one else just me?? Cool

[puntadelesteury]

Just watched that Dumplin’ movie on Netflix. 10000% started it for the Dolly Parton songs but 1000000% loved every minute of it! Would highly recommend

[puntadelesteury]

I sometimes forget how much I love Cavani but then I see him and I’m like that’s my guy!!