Boo

what is my life

[chewbacca]

Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005), dir. Doug Liman

[sa2ha]

me, applying a hydrating serum to my skin: have a fucking sip babe

[leave-her-a-tome]

“Your protagonist is such a self insert—”

Bold of you to assume that every single oc I’ve ever made is not, in fact, a facet of my own identity

[babblingfishes]

power move: just give the villain your own name

[thedankmemes]

[smute]

[feastofsnakes]

Why must my feelings be "rational"? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

[ghoulsters2]

[baelatargaryen]

ads don’t work on me b/c i’m poor 

[ancharan]

charlies gonna have to learn to stop asking alastor about his personal life

[dajo42]

i couldnt survive in a sitcom

[dajo42]

so many characters are just dicks for absolutely no reason and i would. simply have to punch them. the way people treat each other in like every single sitcom makes me so angry and i would be on full punch mode all the time and go to comedy jail

[teaboot]

I need you to know that I would emphatically and without question pay real human dollars to watch a season of ‘Friends’ where you appear to routinely beat the shit out of Ross Geller

[thecommonchick]

Same sis, same

[lavenderfables]

Let’s all be honest, every last one of us wants to stand in the mouth of a dark cave holding a flicking torch in one hand and a sword in the other.

[valtsv]

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

[underneath-the-skin]

The wife and the demon are the same person

[valtsv]

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious

[valtsv]

[sawnik]

me before getting to the end of this post

[chewbacca]

POSE  |  1x03 - “Giving and Receiving”

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

if i was a grisly bear i would literally attack every single human i came in to contact with . this post might seem controversial but its my opinion

[idontwantsurgery-deactivated201]

[disbandandisperse]

and they’re usually not that brilliant and careful either. 99％ of the time the police are just incompetent! Ted Bundy literally jumped out a window and escaped police custody because they weren’t watching him

A victim literally escaped Jeffrey Dahmer’s apartment naked with a hole drilled in his head and unable to speak but police let Dahmer take him back to his apartment like everything was ok!

And I guess he doesn’t count as a serial killer but Eric Harris had already been making threats and harrassing students to an extreme degree before Columbine- police literally had a search warrant but they just never acted on it. If they had, they would have found the guns and pipe bombs and the shooting could have been easily prevented. They even tried to cover this up afterwards.

Serial killers and mass murders are usually not that smart, police have just historically refused to do their actual jobs.

[hooray4skeleton]

always remember that the “genius serial killer” narrative is a blatant cover for the fact that the police will always look the other way when it comes to white cis men exhibiting blatantly violent and hateful behavior

[sabrinacaps]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

this is a callout post for this entire website including myself

[ioccasionallyburnthings]

These is some good tags right here @mandalorianmuffin

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

MY KIDS HAVENT EATEN AND THEYLL DIE