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Alina/26/she/her

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother

[gruffle1]

Honestly I don’t care if people do it. If they are I just walk away and go somewhere else l. I just can’t stand the smell because I brings back bad memories.

Kind of why I wish people would write some Eddie Munson fics when the reader doesn’t smoke pot, or at least make it a option.

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay

[notnando]

best pickup line of our generation

[pickledbaklava]

[ID: a screenshot from an ambiguous messenger

Damn sexy I would call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I’m kinda hoping you’re a slut! /End ID]

[troutlawyer]

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

[tiktaalic]

Hopper season one voice. Uhhhh lemme be clear. We will never search. For lil homie gay ass

[slimegargoyle]

if al pacino isn't gay then who's this old italian guy I've been fisting

[dajo42]

a 500 word short story with the same plot as your novel that explores how quickly the problem could be solved by sonic the hedgehog

[dajo42]

knuckles gamgee

[sonicheritageposts]

sonic heritage post

[poikaboo]

{ID - reply from helicoid cyme that reads: “Getting to Mount Doom wasn’t a problem for Sonic, but, much like Frodo, giving up the ring was hard. And this wasn’t just some piddly magic effect this time - Sonic’s very nature was built around keeping rings. Sobbing, he turned to his trusting friend Knuckles Gamgee. "Knuckles, I… I need you to punch me.”“ END ID}

[birdsareblooming]

[permanentlygoaty]

[ID: youtube thumbnail showing a guinea pig among parsley. video is titled "Guinea Pig in a Bed of Parsley - WOW." the video is 2 minutes and 32 seconds long. end ID]

[glowstickhaloboy]

oh my god. you saw the ad and thought WHAT???? im so sorry for the panic, they charged us by the letter!!! no, no, timmy’s thirteen now, we found the baby shoes in an old gift bag in the garage

[chucktaylorupset]

You can’t just call the “don’t stop me now” essay writing method the second worst essay method you’ve heard of and not tell us the story of the worst one 👀

i know a guy whose patented essay writing method is to, on the eve of the due date, set an alarm so early it should count as an atrocity, open an empty word doc on his computer and then placing it on his bed,

he then goes to sleep, presumably after drinking a full can of coke, as his immunity to caffeine, adderall, and the general life choices about to be described prove that (1) this man almost certainly is a colossal case of adhd and (2) that is the least of what's wrong with him

when the alarm goes off he immediately starts typing into the word document whilst in a sleep adjacent fugue state. once he hits the required word count, he turns over and goes back to sleep, without ever having fully woken up

he awakens in the morning with however many pages of essay typed up and ready to submit, with no memory of what content is actually contained, as if he'd been visited by santa or a mystical essay delivering fairy or a demon that engaged in a brief bout of possession and then peaced out after rightfully deducing that inhabitation of this particular body and its life was a task said demon was not equal to, nor would continuation of this possession constitute as a desirable state

all of this so that he can have the benefits of an essay, whilst completely avoiding a mental state in which he is at any point fully present in experiencing the pain of writing an essay.

This man is now in graduate school.

[colorisbyshe]

all of these celebrities are going to fucking hell btw

[colorisbyshe]

i see some tumblr faves on that list (florence pugh and taika waititi in particular) and i gotta say… let them fucking burn!

[pyaasa]

this is so terrifying for abuse victims everywhere I can’t get my head around this. she didn’t even name him.. you can’t talk even vaguely about the abuse you suffered without facing the full force of society’s wrath

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(whispering to the flight attendant) fantastic... very helpful. i've noticed you're wearing the same clothing as several other people... why is that

[loveletterworm]

the fact that “hyper-marketable indie horror game aimed at children and youtubers who make videos for children” is like a whole genre now is kinda fucked right like what’s up with that

[loveletterworm]

Every few months someone makes a game called like Scrimbly Bimbly’s Wacky Silly Funhouse where you just kind of walk around a dark room for a bit and theres vaguely spooky writing on the walls like “DONT BELIEVE HIS LIES” and then the main monster of the game looks like this

and then within like a week my niece is playing roblox clones of it on her ipad and theres plushies of scrimbly in every gamestop and  the devs are on twitter like  We’;re making a Scrimbly tv show !!  And the only person over the age of 7 who has ever thought about their game is the game theory guy because he needs to make a video about how scrimbly connects to the 1962 cuban missile crisis and theres like 80 scrimbly spinoffs that aren’t even pretending to be horror games anymore so they’re just sort of a normal kid’s games with a slightly fucked up looking animal    like the concept of “ironic childish imagery in horror game” mutated into “Actually, this is just literally for children, and we are trying to get as much money out of those children as possible”

[friendlyneighborhooddisasterbi]

[ID: a black and white drawing of a teddy bear monster with sharp teeth and an arrow pointing to it that says “scrimbly.” end ID.]

[memewhore]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[ID: text message from someone called “Sam (Charles’ teacher)”, reading:

So... probably one of the weirdest messages I’ve ever sent, and I’m going to apologise in advance. Your son got bit by a turtle. On his tongue.

He’s fine, it was a small cut and it is not bleeding anymore. Just sore. But I did want you to be aware.

How did it happen? He caught it and was holding it up by his face, and then he opened his mouth wide to fake like he was going to “eat it like a sandwich.”

So, again. I’m sorry this happened on my watch. I can honestly say that I never expected that to be an issue today.]

[pogasm]

they call me jared leto the way i wake up every day and deal w mor bs

[catsoverloaded]

A black dragón floating above the clouds

[themediocrehuman]

So others need not squint to read “On March 11, 889 CE, 17 year-old Emperor Uda wrote:  ‘On the 6th day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwasahi.  The color of its fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long. In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back. When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. you cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were a circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds. By nature, it stalks birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.’”

[hellscabanaboy]

“[list of traits common to many or all cats] I am convinced it is superior to all other cats” is the cat owner’s creed

[thatsonemorbidcorvid]

“Isn’t it crazy how animal documentaries can make you root for the lion OR the gazelle, just with the editing? Anyway, back to watching hilarious meme clips of an actual real world legal trial.”