I Just Think They’re Neat.

[aligned-incorrect-quotes]

Miko: what’s that?

Boulder: a worm

Miko: is it alive?

Boulder: it’s 80 degrees out what do you think

[aligned-incorrect-quotes]

Sideswipe: nuh-uh

Strongarm: fuck you mean nuh-uh

[aligned-incorrect-quotes]

“You’re in his dms but he’s in my bed taking online quizzes to figure out if either of us have autism”

-Blades talking about Bumblebee probably

[incorrect-transformersprime]

ratchet, pointing at bumblebee who is lying upside down in vechile mode: WHO FLIPPED HIM

wheeljack:

bulkhead:

arcee:

smokescreen:

ultra magnus:

ratchet: WHO THE FUCK FLIPPED HIM? YOU KNOW HE CANT TURN OVER BY HIMSELF

[aligned-incorrect-quotes]

Predaking and Shockwave are looking at a graveyard

Predaking, unprompted: that’s where primus lives.

[aligned-incorrect-quotes]

Blades: I don’t understand. Are you implying being trans is better than being a K-pop stan?

Blurr: I’m not implying it I’m saying it explicitly.

Bumblebee: this post feels like when you’re walking down the street and catch a glimpse of a conversation. What the fuck lead up to this.

[aligned-incorrect-quotes]

Ratchet: I want to talk to you about something I saw last night that really upset me

Bumblebee: ok but in my defense Blades bet me I couldn’t drink all that shampoo

Ratchet: that’s not what I wanted to- you drank shampoo?

[nevis-the-skeleton]

Incorrects quotes 2 : Transformers Prime

N°1

Optimus: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

Megatron: You're right, Optimus… Violence is not the answer.

Optimus: That's right, Megatron. Now let's move on to the next lesson-

Megatron: Violence is the question.

Megatron: And the answer is yes!

Optimus: Megatron, no!

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N°2

Miko: The best part of an Oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Jack: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You can't have a room with only one side.

Miko: YO SOCRATES! It's just a freaking cookie!

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N°3

Starscream: You have to learn to love yourself.

Skyfire: But you, you hate yourself.

Starscream: Yes, but it's about you. Stay focuse.

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N°4

Airachnid: Sometimes I like to put my hands on someone's cheeks, look them in the eyes…

Airachnid: …And violently turn their head until it cracks!

Starscream: …It took an unexpected turn…

Airachnid: Like their neck.

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N°5

Bumblebee: Problem at 2 o'clock!

Smokescreen: *looks at his internal clock*

Smokescreen: OK… how do you know that?

[incorrect-transformersprime]

ratchet: why did you spend all our money on dogs?!

optimus: they’re golden retrievers, dear. they’re going to retrieve gold. the investment will pay off soon

[aligned-incorrect-quotes]

Ratchet: When I die, donate my entire body to science...

Ratchet: Except for my middle finger, send that to Megatron.

Optimus: ...Alright.

[aligned-incorrect-quotes]

Knockout: how many sparklings do you have?

Ratchet: biologically, legally or emotionally?

[aligned-incorrect-quotes]

Chase: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Heatwave: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

[aligned-incorrect-quotes]

“Just because I’m non-binary doesn’t mean I’m gender neutral. I’m actually gender evil.”

-Bumblebee, probably

[aligned-incorrect-quotes]

Blades: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Heatwave's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

[aligned-incorrect-quotes]

*Salvage and Blurr skipping stones on lake*

Salvage : It’s such a beautiful evening.

Blurr, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

[aligned-incorrect-quotes]

Bumblebee: what was plan A?

Cliffjumper: don’t fuck up..

Bumblebee: and what was plan B?

Cliffjumper: don’t fuck up plan A..

Bumblebee: and what did you do?

Cliffjumper, in timeout: fucked up plan A

Bumblebee, also in timeout: you fucked up plan A!

[aligned-incorrect-quotes]

Smokescreen : Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Blades: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Smokescreen : Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Wildbreak : edible